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My goods are green
and bird and beast at play
for all things keep
this festival of May.
With fragrant odours
and with notes of cheer,
the pious earth
observes the solemn year.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nOILZAi-EGc&t=22s

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I’ll lead you down the path
There’ll be tenderness in the air
I’ll let you come just far enough
So you know I’m really there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMriDhHDB1E&t=239s
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Golf course with no name

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Dude, close your robe when you mow the front.

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Donald Trump yelling at Barron, presumably, for some reason, as if he ever needs one, on the WH lawn

Donald Trump yelling at Barron, presumably, for some reason, as if he ever needs one, on the WH lawn

BREAKING: Trump issues EO outlawing grass. Says he likes plants that don’t have to be mowed. Film at 11.

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Their silicon “solar farms”: robotic grass that grows not but serves an unjust master, constructed out of the soil & rocks at expense. Planting seeds will not serve the giants’ purpose. Grass serves no one but grass.

When their cities crumble & fall, we will super them and cover every rooftop […]

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https://youtu.be/3romsFIcbAg

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[Feel free to mute me if I get too far into this grass manifesto. Lol]

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Original post on c.im

BEHOLD these “advanced,” “evolved” animal species. So fancy. So proud! So complex. How many moving parts they have. How many different kinds of tissue. How many needs! No, sunlight & water will not suffice for these Leviathans. They must consume blade & leaf, sinew, meat—even each other. What […]

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Tomorrow, I will be here.
Next year, I will be here.
When your children are grown, I will be here.
When the plague of Homo sapiens finally eradicates itself from the earth,
Grass will still be here.

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Astroturf? Like a green, plastic, bladed mannequin. Or a grass toupée. Look how they let those little tufts of real grass grow out around the sides to make it look “natural.” Nothing but a lawn merkin.

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Don’t waste all that water on me.

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