Look at my gnome, so precious, so /delighted. Zucchini is criminally cute, I fear.

#squireoflight #lalafell #gpose

Honestly, T'az absolutely loves a good hug, provided they knows the other person isn't against it. He's pro-high five, and fancies a good fistbump.

Zucchini does not like to be touched /at all/ by 99.99% of people. He's mostly adverse to touch. Do not headpat him.

#tazanswers #squireoflight

Zucchini, a Lalafell, holding his hands in a heart and flashing the biggest smile he can.

Zucchini, shrugging this time, as if to say "No, I did no such thing!"

Somehow Zukes didn't have the /biggrin emote.
Somehow Zukes had no MGP.
(I think he may have only been to the Saucer once before??)

Anyway...solved that this morning, just look at that smile. Just imagine the shenanigans!
He's so cute I could eat him.

#squireoflight #lalafell

T'az has changed at big points:
WHM - ARR-The Vault
MCH - MidHW-SB.
They broke their Omnitool. No Stephanivien to help on The First, so..
DNC - Main since ShB. They learned from Captain Lyna.

Zucchini
SMN - ARR-EW
PCT - DT
He wanted to throw paint at people.

#tazanswers #squireoflight

My Alt, Zucchini is the #SquireofLight: he's been T'az's Squire, Friend, and Side Kick since HW. He's my Caster.
Fun Facts!:
Tataru recruited him.
He is the second of 5 siblings: Porcini, Zucchini & Tahini, Rapini, and Rotini.
He has several pups, but Pesto is Besto!

He's based on my D&D Gnome.

T'az would angle themselves so their bits aren't visible, but beyond that would probably just ask what matter is so pressing. Then they'd carry on.
Zucchini would start throwing things at whichever manner-less bastard didn't knock. First stuff near him, then hands. Ka-chow.

#tmatte #squireoflight

Green and Purple are Zucchini and Taz's favourite colours, respectively!

#Tmatte #SquireofLight #Viera #Lalafell

Since I've posted about T'az and Pebble countless times, here's Zukes and Pesto.

So one day Zucchini was waiting on a Seal Rock cute in Limsa and some random Miqo'te just gave him the Black Hayate puppy. It was so sweet.
I don't think Zucchini's done anything without Pesto since.

#squireoflight

My Little La Noscean! Zucchini Spoocchini is Wineport's Silliest Little Guy.
#squireoflight #lalafell

Zucchini's grumpy cause it's snowing and far too cold for these ears.

#squireoflight #lalafell #gpose

T'az is a tea enthusiast, but if they absolutely must pick it would be a piping hot Earl Grey with a wee bit of honey. They enjoy a heavily spiced pumpkin soup.

Zucchini likes his tea iced, with lemons and very sweet, and a big bowl of chunky clam chowder w/ fresh clams.

#tmatte #squireoflight

T'az like to end their day with a nice hot shower, to soothe the muscles and unwind before bed.

Zucchini likes to take a cold shower when he gets home from his daily catch. Unless he cannot start his day fishing, then he just kinda pouts all day instead.

#wolqotd #tmatte #squireoflight

I've posted this before, but I will never get over Small Imp, Large Hammer.

#lalafell #squireoflight

T'az doesn't cut his sandwiches, he just eats them as is. If he wants half a sandwich, he'll just use one piece of bread and fold it over.

I am full of whimsy and cut mine in triangles.

Zucchini does square quarters, because he has little hands.

#wolqotd #tmatte #squireoflight

T'az is far-sighted, they very much need their glasses for things like reading and not making a mess of things. They have several pairs that they match carefully to their outfit.

Zucchini has perfect vision, he just likes slim framed specs for 🎇the aesthetic🎇

#tmatte #wolqotd #squireoflight

T'az is queer in both sexuality and gender.

Zucchini is Aro-Ace.

#wolqotd #tmatte #squireoflight

Who gave my gnome permission to be this darn adorable? Zucchini's too jolly, someone arrest him.

#lalafell #starlightcelebration #squireoflight #gpose #gposers

T'az is 5'7"
Zucchini is 3' even.

#wolqotd #tmatte #squireoflight

T'az grew up in the North Shroud, he's got somewhere between a Gridanian Accent and a Shroud Keeper accent. (His Mum is a Keeper, most of her side is friendly with Gridania, they've settled & are herbalists.)

Zucchini has a Lominsan accent. A Little Piratey Menace.

#wolqotd #tmatte #squireoflight

T'az gets "Az" from his close friends & family. Relfi calls him "Husbun" often. FC mates have called him things like "Raz-ma-T'az" and "T'azberry." He likes them all, and laughs at the clever ones.

Zucchini gets Zukes, and he has no strong feelings about this.

#wolqotd #tmatte #squireoflight

T'az is Legolas, obviously. (Which is funny, because when I asked @orangelemur.bsky.social she said "Relfi is totally Gimli.")

Zucchini is Pippin.

(G'raha Tia is Samwise Gamgee and I will take no questions on this matter.)

#wolqotd #tmatte #squireoflight

Oh yes, have some freckles, in Mild (T'az) and Extra Spotty (Zukes)

#tmatte #squireoflight #wolqotd

Zucchini was hanging out in Limsa, waiting on his Seal Rock queue to pop, when some random catgirl gave him a free puppy? It was very sweet and unexpected!

Anyway, he's very cute and Zukes has named him Pesto, thank you for your time.

#ffshots #squireoflight #lalafell

For T'az, it's the Flamecloaked Chakrams. Red, Purple, Black, and Silver, totally up his alley. Big fan of Rubicante's weapons in general, honestly.

Zucchini usually goes for Byakko's Enspirited Estoc. The particle effects are some of the best.

#wolqotd #tmatte #squireoflight #gposers

Small Imp, Large Hammer.

Please enjoy some silly Zucchini nonsense during Shatter queue.

#squireoflight #pictomancer #lalafell

My Aro-Ace Alt, Zucchini!
He's my WoL's squire & little buddy. He likes fishing and magic. He is strongly anti-headpat. He doesn't really like being touched much in general, but will sometimes ride on a tall pal's shoulders, usually when he's in a hurry or very tired.
#ocqotd #squireoflight