A grey squirrel asks “Why can't I find pickleball on the Olympic Games schedule?”
Is there a version of pickleball played on ice? And is it in the Winter Olympics? ⛸️
#SquirrelMeme
A grey squirrel asks “Why can't I find pickleball on the Olympic Games schedule?”
Is there a version of pickleball played on ice? And is it in the Winter Olympics? ⛸️
#SquirrelMeme
A grey squirrel says “When a video starts with "wait for it" it's never worth waiting for it. They only get paid for longer views.”
#SquirrelMeme is all too familiar with one of the perils of monetized social media videos.
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A Persian Squirrel on a tree branch says “Yalda Mobarak to all who celebrate.” “ “ يلدا مبارک
Shab-e Yaldâ Mobarak!
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#SquirrelMeme always celebrates the Solstice!
A black squirrel in a tree says “An evil man will misattribute quotes to Sun Tzu without checking their authenticity.”
#SquirrelMeme would like to burn fake quotes to the ground. #SunTzu #quote
www.truthorfiction.com/sun-tzu-rule...
A black squirrel says “Just thinking about the people for whom saying "No Racism" is worse than actual racism.”
Is it really Black Friday?
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#SquirrelMeme
A black squirrel in a tree says “I don’t get mad at myself. I get even.”
#SquirrelMeme has some life coach-worthy advice. #SquirrelWisdom
A black squirrel in a tree says “"Purring" is just a fancy word for when cats snore.”
A reminder from #SquirrelMeme about cats.
💤🐈 #purr
A black squirrel says “At this point it’s implausible deniability.”
Are we now in a Weekend At Bernie’s scenario? #SquirrelMeme wants to know. #25thAmendment
A grey squirrel asks “So is the US media just pretending we don't all see Trump's obvious mental decline now?”
Why did Trump get a dementia test and an MRI? #SquirrelMeme wants to know why — after wildly speculating about others — the US media is mostly silent now. #25thAmendment
A young black squirrel on a wooden deck says “I hereby declare October 29th to be forevermore the annual World Black Squirrel Day!”
#SquirrelMeme has decided a wrong must be righted. 29 October will forevermore be #WorldBlackSquirrelDay!
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#SquirrelAwarenessMonth
A black squirrel in a tree says “Am I nucivorous? Nah, I love eating fruits, an occasional egg, and any pigeon foolish enough to attack me.”
An interesting word to post during #SquirrelAwarenessMonth. Fortunately, squirrels believe in enjoying a balanced diet.
#SquirrelWisdom #SquirrelMeme
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grey squirrel quotes T.S. Eliot: "Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important." - "THE COCKTAIL PARTY" 1949
What would T.S. Eliot say about the GOP leadership today? #SquirrelMeme knows!
A grey squirrel quotes T.S. Eliot: "Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important." - "THE COCKTAIL PARTY" 1949
What would T.S. Eliot say about the GOP leadership today? #SquirrelMeme knows!
A black squirrel in a tree says “I do not know the Muffin Man but I do know Madame Macaron.”
#SquirrelMeme has a special message for Fairy Tale fans.
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#MuffinMan
A grey squirrel says “Nobody ever mentions the much dreaded "Cambridge Comma or the now-forgotten "LSE Ellipsis." “
Still wondering about why nobody ever mentions the Cambridge Comma.
#SquirrelMeme ⁉️
A grey squirrel says “There are way too many people with strong opinions and weak knowledge undermining our collective wellbeing.”
Late night thoughts from #SquirrelMeme. 🐿️
A black squirrel in a tree says “I too will not be returning to Saturday Night Live. I'm protesting not being named a Weekend Update anchor.”
Breaking Entertainment News from #SquirrelMeme as the #SNL massacre continues. 📺
A grey squirrel says “Just because the world is full of horrors, that doesn't mean you shouldn't post memes & jokes. In fact, you should now post as many as you can.”
#SquirrelMeme has some advice to keep your morale up during hard times.
🐿️ #SquirrelWisdom
A grey squirrel says “One big difference between Prokaryotes and Eukaryotes is that Prokaryotes cannot compete in the Olympics.”
It’s not March yet, but #SquirrelMeme wants to share an #AltMammalFact before #2026MMM. 🦠🏐🧫 @pbseons.bsky.social
A grey squirrel says “Sudden burps are a bit like sneezes but with your mouth.”
I don’t think #SquirrelMeme is really serious about this one. 🫧 #burp
A black squirrel in a tree says “It's August. Why aren't you wasting precious time on social media?”
#SquirrelMeme has an important question for you. #EndlessSummer ☀️🐿️📱
A grey squirrel says “One paradox of social media is that there is now a constant flood of original content, but bots and others keep stealing and reposting the exact same material over and over again.”
There is an endless supply of original material on social media and yet bots keep copying and reposting the same stolen material over and over again.
🤖📱🗃️ #SquirrelMeme
A fox squirrel in a tree says “When squirrels are nearby, humans need fear nothing. We are here to protect you!”
A reminder from #SquirrelMeme: squirrels will protect humans from threats like pigeons and evil elves.
You’ve never been attacked by an elf, have you? Thank a squirrel!
#CantTrustElves
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A grey squirrels quotes Wittgenstein: “The Squirrel does not infer by induction that it is going to need stores next winter as well.” Wittgenstein, On Certainty §287
Time for some squirrel-inspired wisdom! 🐿️ #SquirrelWisdom #SquirrelMeme
A black squirrel in a tree says “So why can't God just run a simulation instead of testing live subjects?”
#SquirrelMeme sees a lot of talk about some omnipotent and omniscient being “testing people” by making them suffer terrible natural disasters. But that doesn’t make sense with modern technology!
A black squirrel in a tree says “If only F-bombs were the only bombs ever dropped.”
So many bombs being dropped now, but some people are still only upset by the F-bomb.
🅵💣☮️ #SquirrelMeme #FBombsForPeace
A squirrel way up in a tree on a branch says “Yes, I am looking down to you but I'm not looking down at you.” (Photo source : https://www.reddit.com/r/squirrels/s/KZehwTFUJO )
Brand new #SquirrelMeme just dropped — but for you, not on you. 🐿️🌳
A black squirrel in a tree says “Stop normalizing imperialism.”
A message from #SquirrelMeme for these troubled times: Stop normalizing imperialism.
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A fox squirrel in a tree in winter says “If America had banned every refugee fleeing from persecution and evil rulers, there would be no USA today.”
A reminder from #SquirrelMeme for #WorldRefugeeDay today. America was settled by people fleeing persecution.
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A black squirrel says “Contrary to what some claim, America needs MORE mandatory federal holidays. Start with Groundhog Day.”
Like all sane people who have been outside the USA, #SquirrelMeme believes America needs more vacation days and more federally mandated holidays. Start with #GroundhogDay.
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