There he is. Waylon. Sun on his face, grass beneath his paws, a mug of coffee strong enough to revive a fallen empire. A creature on the brink of peace.
And then. They pull him back in. Squirrel!
03.29.2026 ☕️🐾🐿️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayVibes #SquirrelPatrol
Rainy Sunday Squirrel Patrol. Waylon lies on the extra dog bed like a tired philosopher. Outside, in the wet tyranny of nature, the squirrels plot their meaningless victories. He watches. He waits. He does not blink.
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayVibes #SquirrelPatrol #CoffeeDogs
Waylon. Lone guardian of the backyard. The thin black line between civilized lawn and full-blown squirrel anarchy.
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelPatrol #BackyardGuard
Today’s directive: Dad handles all squirrel security while His Majesty oversees from the couch like a furry general. Try not to let the squirrels mock you. They’re ruthless, organized, and absolutely know you’re slow.
01.24.2026 ☕️🐾🐿️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SaturdayVibes #SquirrelPatrol
Too chilly to lay in grass. But not too chilly to keep the threat of squirrels away.
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelPatrol #TGIF
Waylon at his post. Monday morning. Squirrel patrol.
He has never caught a squirrel. He never will. But the squirrels KNOW HE'S THERE, and that's the whole point.
This is what purpose looks like.
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelPatrol #MondayVibes
It was kind of nice to hang out with a #pup last night who didn’t try to limit me to their idea of who or what I could be. One of the many shitty things you did.
#squirrelPatrol #handler #fetch #scoobySnacks
Ready for Thursday patrols time! Almost the weekend when I can sleep a little later! #corgicrew #corgi #squirrelpatrol
Shawzy on squirrel patrol
This little guy turns 11 tomorrow. #puplife #happybirthday #squirrelpatrol
Happy Monday friends! Riley is sitting in the back because he wants to take off and chase a squirrel 🐿️ he’s been eyeballing! 🤣🤣 💜💙🩷 #rileywillowmollie #squirrelpatrol #blacklabs #pittiemix #dogsofbluesky #puppiesofbluesky
No walkies share today because after work the human went and got dirt for my carrot garden. 🥕
However I did do the very-important task of watching the yard for squirrel intruders! 🐿️
This one thought it was sneaky
#DogsOfTwitter #Garden #SquirrelPatrol
So busy this morning. You?
#DailyMargaret #SquirrelPatrol
