Ex-Miami US Rep. David Rivera arrested in Venezuela probe A former Miami congressman who signed a $50 million consulting contract with Venezuela’s socialist government was arrested Monday on charges of money laundering and representing a foreign government w...

#tbt #gopcrimes 12/6/2022 #StPaddysLimerick
There once was a Congressman named David
Paid by a Venezuelan he aided
To illegally lobby
It was more than a hobby
Of which taxes he owed were evaded

Theater video surveillance shows US Rep. Lauren Boebert escorted out of ‘Beetlejuice’ musical | CNN Politics Surveillance video from a performing arts theater in Denver shows Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert being escorted out of the musical “Beetlejuice” on Sunday after “multiple complaints” from patrons.

#tbt #gopscandals 9/13/2023 #StPaddysLimerick
Rep. Lauren Boebert at Beetlejuice
Put her drunken date’s hands to good use
She polished his landscape
It was all caught on tape
Like rabbits trying to reproduce