Im a "drink a lot maybe get a little crossed and party for an hour two tops and then get food and go home" kinda guy

#grandpa
#StanPookie

Happy to report that this has all finally happened. The guy was kinda a wreck and im never seeing him again. But experience is experience!

#StanPookie

I have a theory that the reason socialism is so demonized is because of rich people and super pacs paying politicians to convince us it would be this nasty awful thing. Socialism is quite literally the fix to most of our countries issues but ill talk abt that some other time.

#Socialism
#StanPookie

FASCISM BENEFITS NOBODY EXCEPT BILLIONAIRES. Nope, not even you chad.

#FDT
#Fascist
#StanPookie

I hate when guys who are younger than me look older and are in better shape than I am

#Envy
#StanPookie

Hollywood, I'll never forgive you for what you did to Amanda Bynes

#AmandaBynes
#StanPookie

If I ever become famous (pls dont jinx me) one of my biggest hopes is that #StanPookie blows up and goes viral

#PleaseStanPookie

The TikTok photo comments has to be my favorite feature on the app hands down.

#StanPookie

Why am I so dramatic

#StanPookie

So happy they cast an unknown actor to play Haymitch. Whatever. I NEED to know who theyre casting as Effie...

#ElleFanning
#TheHungerGames
#StanPookie

Every day I grieve the fact that Tati Westbrook didn't successfully cancel James Charles

#predator
#StanPookie

I could literally never feel further away from you than I do in this moment right now. Will things change? I do not know, but seeing you right now I hope it does.

#Hopeless
#StanPookie

And suddenly... I cant find anyone datable anymore

#Manic
#SendHelp
#StanPookie

YAHI PARAM VAASTAVIKTA HAI!

#StanSymmetra
#StanPookie

I have a hyperfixation with memorizing the non english voice lines in Overwatch

#Overwatch
#Overwatch2
#Symmetra
#StanPookie

What a suave fellow this is

#StanPookie

I am so excited to live in nyc this summer

#Actor
#NYC
#StanPookie

I wonder if artists who collab and sing about sex in their lyrics ever actually do it

#FoodForThought
#NickiMinaj
#BrunoMars
#StanPookie

Things I want but cannot have:

1) a functioning bidet
2) a squatty potty

Guys im suffering rn

#OnTheToilet
#PlsHelp
#StanPookie

Are these called tweets? Whats the new term for bluesky posts??

#Bluesky
#Tweet
#StanPookie

That Reverend Miss Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde... yea her... im her biggest fan clock it that ho aint neva wrong.

#ReverendMariannEdgarBudde
#EwTrump
#DoNOTStanTrump
#StanPookie instead

Nvm im over it fuck that bitch ass f@ggot.

#OverIt
#StanPookie

Ive never been in a relationship, ive never really held hands romantically, ive never kissed anyone romantically, and no one ever acts like they want me. Idk what to do anymore.

#Help
#StanPookie

Its hard to feel wanted when youve been ghosted 4 times. Idk whats wrong with me.

#Ghosted
#StanPookie

Age of Ultron is probably the most underrated Avengers movie in the series. I love it so much its one of my faves

#Wanda
#StanWanda
#StanPookie

Highkey I wish shifting was real. I'll admit I used to try... I had a notebook and everything. My powers were sick as fuck too I would've been more powerful than wanda

#MCU
#Shifting
#StanPookie

This is Pookie looking for a friend here... heavy sighh

#PookieNeedsFriends
#StanPookie

Something I dont like about this app already is that it zooms into your header when you set a new one... sigh

#StanPookie

#NewHere and not one person to follow... I must build my community. Everyone in the comments #StanPookie !

#StanPookie