#TeslaSucks
#StarlinkSucks
#ShitterSucks
#ElonMuskSucks

Biden and Pete weren’t crashing American planes left and right. #FAA
FFS who the Fvck believes this #TACO ?

Republicans do Nothing but LIE
Unqualified, Uneducated Republican IDIOTS
#StarlinkSucks
#MuskSucks
#TrumpSucks

Also no. #fuckelon #starlinksucks

Want to get funky while hiking the Himalayas?

Update your OnlyFriends from the Serengeti while hunting Elephants?

You deserve to have fast, secure, and shame-free satellite internet anywhere.

StarKink brings you the internet, wherever you are and what or whoever you are doing.

#StarlinkSucks

#Musk ain’t no genius.
A genius designs OUT foreseeable failures.
#DOGEIsAHeist #StarlinkSucks

PS - Maybe he wears his kid around his head to avoid getting clonked by a falling Starlink satellite?

#STARLINKSUCKS This is NOT an acceptable solution for our FAA, nor is it an acceptable use of taxpayer dollars!!! This is #WASTEFRAUDABUSE by a #GRIFTER!

#ElonSucks
#TeslaSucks
#StarlinkSucks
#XSucks