On the Reuters facebook page they did an article on the latest Starship failure. I commented that it had “all gone a bit Russian N1 moonrocket”. I think I’ve upset a few Musk followers (Muskovites?).
#starshipfailure #starship
Remember when Jefferson Airplane became Jefferson Starship and then later, just Starship? Then you cried realizing that the group that made White Rabbit and Somebody to Love was the same group that made We Built This City on Rock and Roll?
Still a better Starship than Elon Musk.
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Call me when he launches a starship that doesn’t blow up #StarshipFailure
Anyway, enough of his Erectile Disfunction ... ↘️
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#ElonMusk just built the world’s biggest metal water tower—er,
scratch that,
it's actually #SpaceX #Starship!
Fun fact: its shiny stainless-steel skin looks like a sci-fi disco ball.
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Starship Failure....
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"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" - Well, at least it didn't explode. #starshipfailure
Elon just can’t get it up.
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In December 1968, after 7 years of development, the Saturn V launched astronauts to fly around the Moon. Starship is now at least 7 years into development and is still to go around the Earth even once.
This is no longer a case of fail fast. It is becoming just failing.
#StarshipFailure
Starship Failure: When your rocket makes it to space but forgets how to come back down gracefully. 🚀
SpaceX's Starship had a case of the spins during reentry! 💫
At least the debris landed in the ocean, not someone's backyard!
#SpaceX #StarshipFailure #RocketFail #ElonMusk #Wednesday 🌊
Rockets may fail… but your peace of mind doesn’t have to. 🚀
These 5 spiritual thoughts bring calm even when life feels like a #StarshipFailure.
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Not every launch goes as planned — in space or in life. 🚀
Start your morning with these 5 precious thoughts to make sure your mindset doesn’t crash-land.
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#SpaceX
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Elon’s a bit shit at this space thing.
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Science question —
Which burned hotter: Starship, as it re-entered Earth’s atmosphere, or Elon’s fragile ego? 🤔
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The only thing Blofeld doesn’t fail at is procreation.
Everything trump touches dies. Everything Musk touches crashes, burns, explodes, and ends up in a burning pile of twisted metal. Yet these two dumb fuck jackasses hide their incompetence and stupidity behind DEI.
#StarshipFailure #FAA #Trump #ElonMusk
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Awww, what Starship Failure doing Elon?🤣🍿 #FAIL #StarshipFailure #Starship #SpaceX #Musk #ElonMusk #Elon
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Another day, another rapid unscheduled disassembly. 🚀 Nothing screams “progress” like a spinning fuel leak, a lost spacecraft, and SpaceX calling it a learning experience. Mars might need to wait a bit longer. 👽 #StarshipFailure #SpaceX #Starship #ExplodingUpward #TryTryAgain
Kelly Kapoor from The Office: "If I created a rocket ship with this many problems I'd kill myself."
Glad I get to use this again.
#StarshipFailure
I would personally like to thank the technical staff responsible for the SpaceX sabotage. #starshipfailure
Awww, what Starship Failure doing Elon?🤣🍿 #FAIL
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I never saw myself hate watching space launches but here we are #StarshipFailure
Musk’s own company’s ships are losing contact and exploding! Are you gonna be okay with this guy to be in control of the FAA and NASA ? Kick that laminated fuckface bozo TF out of this planet already #starshipfailure #SpaceX