Guards at city gate: 'Been standing here for 10 years without a bathroom break. Player keeps running past with stolen goods and we just say 'Stop right there!' But we never actually move.'

The ultimate hamster wheel of gate life: shouting “Stop right there!” for a decade, no bathroom breaks, just standing around like medieval mannequins. Pom Pérignon says it’s an ancient rite of eternal patience! 🚪🕰️ #StopRightThereSynergy #NpcLife