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Pair of black Teva sandals strapped together drying on a wooden table support
So, yesterday I met a pug named Smash at the #StrawberryStand. He was so excited to see me that he stood up on hind legs and peed on my feet.
Here are my sandals drying in the sun
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It's a Beatles Sunday at the #StrawberryStand.
Pretty glad they broke up before George Martin started issuing 12" dance remixes
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Look, I ate a bunch of questionable non-refrigerated stuff yesterday at the #StrawberryStand.
That said, it likely was the pickled sardine tapas I had last night that did a number on me.
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I have some very important #StrawberryStand news (esp for @blockintheback.bsky.social & @jillcowan.bsky.social)
Good News - Our growers are converting 10 acres to organic!!!
Challenging News - The process takes 4 years.
Bad News - Will we still have the ability to buy organic fruit in 4 years?
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Strawberries ready for sale
Strawberries on display
Kettle Korn and Greenlee's bread on sale
It's the first warm day of the season and I am wearing sandals. Luckily my toenail polish is in midseason form. It's OPI - My Gecko Does Tricks
It's gonna be warm today - please buy strawberries and sweet carbs.
#StrawberryStand
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Customer: *pulls up in Tesla and starts asking me questions*
Me: "Will help you after I finish this sale."
C: "I guess you don't want my business."
Me: "I'll help you in a moment. You can get out of your car"
C: *angrily pulls into traffic and clips a car driving past*
Me: "oopsy"
#StrawberryStand
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Picture of a street, and a fire hydrant which does not have red-painted curb. There are two cars parked about 20 feet away from the hydrant on either side.
Across street from #StrawberryStand is a hydrant w/o red paint. There is a church fair down the street and so many ppl want to park here. I've warned a number of them, and two who didn't heed warning were ticketed.
100% not upset when they returned to see $115 ticket.
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Steely Dan into Talking Heads - a pretty good day at the #StrawberryStand
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More Strawberry Stand rules:
-garbage bucket is for berry garbage, not used diapers
- no haggling, our prices are clearly marked
-we don't sell organic fruit. If we did, there would be a big sign and higher prices
-no public bathrooms
#StrawberryStand
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Just for the record - these are tariff free strawberries!!!
CA grown & CA sold.
#StrawberryStand
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Well, Strawberry season has started. And yes, Steely Dan is playing.
Reminder of the rules:
-no sock, bra or swimsuit money
-these are NOT organic
-cherries here in May
-no, your 3yo son may NOT pee in the bushes
-yes, they are sweet
#StrawberryStand
DM for location - in 95070
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