#humorsky #humor #funny #jokes #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #stupidjokes #montypythonhumor

We all know that Charlie is the nerd of the relationship, but sometimes that nerdiness rubs off on Delilah. Enjoy more stupid science jokes! #comicstrip #sciencejokes #stupidsciencejokes #badsciencejokes #stupidjokes

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

#Jokes #stupidjokes

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
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🤓☝️umm acktewally it's clearly a SeaGULL, 👀 (you can tell by the doors.)

#stupidjokes

#TrumpFandom #StupidJokes #StupidJokesUSA #StupidJokesNation

Stupid jokes about Donald Trump ruined our nation. All people do is LOL LOL LOL LMAO at Donald Trump day in and day out for over 10 fucking years. Memes and jokes to joke-wash Trump. Terrible Reality TV audience USA.

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Hi, I'm a new #Mastodon user but I was interested in decentral social networks before the #Fediverse term was created. Do you remember the time of #Identica? ;)

Nothing here so far, some quick info as placeholder:

* I'll post in german (native) and english (german)
* topics: photography, music […]

*Playing Minecraft*
Person A: *Rushing into a hoard of mobs*
Person B: Wait!! You forgot your armor!
A: It's okay! I have plot armor!
B: *Watches in horror as A is brutally torn apart by the hoard*

#minecraft #funny #stupidjokes #armor

Baby's Diaper Consent, Chatbot Jesus, Scottish "Windmilling", and Pancho's Boobie Tea Pot I'm all about proper protocol but when parents have to start granting consent from their newborn before they can remove a poopy diaper, protocol goes down the commode. You can now chat with the Almighty right from your smartphone and pray to Jesus just like you would do a Google search! Windmills look so picturesque when seen against a sunset. But for 2 dudes from Scotland, the "windmills" they displayed to their neighborhood (including small children) was something that would never be "unseen". And if you take milk with your tea, my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" has the perfect teapot for you! In this Weekend Episode... - A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Should Ask Babies For ‘Consent’ Before Changing Their Diapers - Jonas Brothers Fan Goes Viral For Reviewing Résumé Mid-Concert - A Guy Staged a Carjacking to Avoid Going Shopping with His Wife - Chatbot Jesus Exists As Churches Tap Into AI - Man Fights for His Life After Swallowing a WHOLE Burger Without Chewing - Penis-swinging duo branded 'pair of idiots' after naked garden antics - Driver Rear-Ends Vehicle While Taking a “Whizz” Into Budweiser Beer Can - Golden State Killer’s Secret Revealed In New Book: ‘Micro Penis’ Pancho has a couple of questons he will address when it comes to whether parents should let their 4-y/o daughter sleep in their bed...after 2 straight weeks...because she's "scared" and if a friend suspects something "suspicious" about someone's fiancé, should it be told. Play along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you are smarter than he is!

📣 New Podcast! "Baby's Diaper Consent, Chatbot Jesus, Scottish "Windmilling", and Pancho's Boobie Tea Pot" on @Spreaker #babyconsent #carjacking #chatbotjesus #dui #jonasbrothers #micropenis #stupidjokes #windmilling

Jokes not funny at all, don't be like him.
#notfunny #annoying #stupidjokes #fyp #fypage #fypツ #fypシ

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL JOKE DAY!
Here is a stupid joke for you (the only kind I know)!

What is your favorite joke? The stupider the better 🤣
#jokesfordays #stupidjokes #InternationalJokeDay

Cover for the Ohio State AES Research Bulletin, "THE LEPIDOPTERA OF WAYNE COUNTY, OHIO." It has a drawing of a moth floating near the title, with the title box overlaid onto multiple images of this same moth drawing.

Latest thriller I'm reading.

#booksky
#stupidjokes
#donttakeittooseriously
#thesehashtagsaregettingoutofhand
#apologies

I finally got the chance to watch the sequel/prequel to an amazing movie.
But honestly, it does nothing to help me understand "The Wicker Man"

I have so many questions. #Horror #HorrorMovies #HorrorMovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #horrorsky #HorrorFamily #stupidjokes

WildlifeVids - YouTube Animal sightings

The crazy giant beetles have also been uploaded to youtube. It's highly unusual for the swamp to upload multiple videos to the same platform within a 24 hour period, but this is a special occasion because...

Yes, there is now a playlist for...SWAMP THINGS. 🧌

#stupidjokes

@brucewayne24.bsky.social
Why should you trust the surgeons who are repairing your slipped disk?
Because they have your back.

Why did the window go to the doctor?
It had a lot of pane.
#StupidJokes 😂

So many worms, so many noms.

#stupidjokes #dadjokes #books #BookTok #author #indieauthor #writersky #authorsky

#thefunny #stupidjokes #thanksineededthat
From
@howtokillanhour on Instagram (don’t hiss)

hemlock grove covered in snow

fallen hemlock in the woods covered in snow

snowy woodlands

SwampVid iconic log covered in snow

All the skunk cabbage children that were emerging last week have been buried alive.

Don’t worry, they’ll come back in about 14 hours. #stupidjokes

Can somebody please follow me like an assassin and just hoot me with a blow dart filled with estrogen once a week. You will be paid with ass

#trans
#mtf
#stupidjokes

Why is skin proven stronger than elastic? Because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked three miles to Jerusalem #jokes #stupidjokes

What’s your kink?

#comedy #comedyvideos #comedian #sketch #funnyvideos #funny #dadjokes #dadjoke #stupidjokes #dumbjokes #dumbjoke #relatable #punny #wordplay #irony #cringe

Hi, my name is Laurmimeen.

The mime is silent.

#stupidjokes #dadjokes

Laugh Out Loud with 220+ Silly Puns & Hilarious Jokes! Welcome to the ultimate list of stupid puns and jokes about, well, being stupid! These clever and hilarious puns are guaranteed to make you laugh, even if

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Why did the stupid 🙃🤡 person keep getting lost in the corn maze? Because they were always 🌽-fused!

#StupidJokes
#DadJokes
#PunsOfInstagram
#CornMazeMishaps
#SillyHumor
#BadPuns
#LaughOutLoud
#TooCorny
#HilariousHappenings
#StupidityAtItsFinest"