Tech Bros talking about breeding smarter babies when all it takes is reducing the amount of CO2 in our atmosphere to increase the collective IQ. I'm not joking.

#stupidest_timeline #co2 #fixtheplanetfirst #Climit_change

MTG's greatest hits.

- Peachtree dish.
- gazpacho police
And now and now
- bully puppet.

#mtg #twit #stupidest_timeline #releasetheEpsteinfiles

Has anybody asked what happens when everything is made in the country. Taxing things as they are coming into the country no longer produces money for the government.

#sillynomics #Trump #stupidest_timeline.

Well Donald, do you feel like a big man now that you got to kill somebody?

The doctor should have slapped your mother for giving birth to you.

#Trump #MAGA #Stupidest_Timeline

So who wants to bet those lower gas prices the Cheeto has been talking about are about to go out the window?

#Iran #war #Trump #Stupidest_Timeline

If anybody tells me this isn't the stupidest timeline, I'm going to explode!! Which at this point I believe is entirely possible. Suddenly, I fear the nonsensical possibility of spontaneously combusting out of pure rage.

#Breakup #trump_vs_Elon
#Stupidest_Timeline

I need my cat. She reminds me of life outside of this stupid stupid timeline. It's ok for her attack my foot or knock over a plant. It's cute.
But if she would buy me a $400m Jet... just saying it would go a long way to securing even more treats.

#Qatar_Jet #Bribes #pets #cats #Stupidest_timeline

How dare you blame me for what I did!!!!!!

-Donald J. Trump

#stupidest_timeline
#MAGA #Trade_War

For some reason I'm thinking of the volume of people that died under governments in the past due to mismanagement. Chairman Mao anybody? Millions starved to death due to mismanagement. Chairman Trump?

#Economy #maga #trump #stupidest_timeline

It's funny even living here in Canada, how much nonsense I have to hear about Donald Trump everyday. It feels like 1985 again when you only had four TV stations and all that was on was anti-russian cold war news except this time it's pro-russia.

#Stupidest_Timeline #annoyed #news #trump

The senate is DEI for red states. So is all federal funding that comes from taxing the blue economic power house states like New York and California,

#DEI #MAGA_Sucks #Stupidest_Timeline

I don't have a lot in savings. But why is it that Sun Life gets to charge more in fees than I make? Shouldn't there be a rule stating you can't charge me more than I've earned? What little savings I have are disappearing every year.

#Sunlife #Sun_Life #banks #Stupidest_Timeline

Hey Steven Miller, it isn't funny, to you. To the rest of us. It's absolutely hilarious. Remember Elon Musk made comedy legal again.

#SNL #Stephen_Miller_SNL
#Stupidest_timeline

Everything he touches dies.

So, America elects him and lets him put his whole fist in the pie.

Elon connects himself to him and lets him grab the steering wheel.

By doing this he put at risk thousands of jobs and tanks the markets.

#trump #trade #stupidest_timeline #poison_touch

I'm sorry America, we can't be friends anymore. I will still love those of you on an individual level. But as a nation you failed the test. Either stand up to your abusive executive branch or lose everything.

#stupidest_timeline #Vance_is_a_Pussy #Slava_Ukraine #Zelenski_is_the_best_president

I'd would like to point out despite Elon being the dick, everyone is suffering.

When you hear that incentives for electrification are gone that's because Elon already got his share and is kneecapping the competition.

#stupidest_timeline #Elon_is_A_DICK #tesla #Rivian #nikola #Lucid

Nova Scotia conservatives are looking south of the border. They like what they see.

#MAGA_in_Canada #Nova_Scotia #stupidest_timeline
#Steve_Boots #polivier_can_bite_my_shiny_metal_ass

I would like to see journalists and reporters in the room with Trump start sacrificing their careers when the TV is live. Just to say you're full of s*** after he makes claims. They can each take turns.

#Trump #SlavaUkraine #liar #speakout #stupidest_Timeline
#Russia_Started_It

Hey @colbertlateshow.bsky.social did Trump get you? Your video went down in the middle of your first Trump impersonation.

Hey America, are you guys okay? Blink violently if you need help.

#Americans_under_Siege #stupidest_timeline
#LSSC #Colbert

If someone is not your boss and tells you, you are fired, ignore them and keep doing your job. Congress pays the bills. Why are Americans ok with "you're fired" when the person saying it is the equivalent of an angry customer named Karen.
#stupidest_timeline #President_Elon #maga #NOT_YOUR_BOSS