📜 This Day in History – Sept 28
Confucius was born.
So I wrote him a poem.
A little sass. A little homage. A lotta truth.
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Filial Piety? Seriously, Bro?
Filial piety is the root of humaneness.
What is this—pubescence?
Come on, Kung Fuzi,
That one's a doozy,
And not in keeping with junzi […]
📜 This Day in History – Sept 28
Pompey the Great, assassinated.
So I wrote this.
Pompey, You Murky, Magnanimous Fool
Pompey, you murky, magnanimous fool—
Now watch as Caesar makes you his tool...
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Though you won wars—Spain at world's end—
History said it was your rival we needed to send.
And you, poor Pompey, you’re no raging flame—
Just a Banana Republic in marketing shame.
Not the volcano, certainly no pirated storm—
Just a cautionary tale in sad lukewarmish form.
But Pomp got the last […]
