a man in a blue shirt and a pink tie is standing next to another man in a suit . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and a pink tie is standing next to another man in a suit .

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

As an excuse

"I don't know who Jeffery Epistine is, never met him, no idea who he is"

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

a cartoon character in a tuxedo and bow tie is running in a kitchen ALT: a cartoon character in a tuxedo and bow tie is running in a kitchen

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

Order up...in your face!

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful
They wanted to charge 20 bucks but the fans wouldn't claymore than a tenner. 🏈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🗡️

a young boy in a blue shirt and bow tie is playing with a toy bow and arrow . ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt and bow tie is playing with a toy bow and arrow .

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

Aim straight at your target...then duck! 🙈

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful
👀🎶🗣️😭

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful
That damn low fat Greek yoghurt appearing in my fridge? Right in the bin. Muck, garbage and trash. 🤬👎🗑️👍

a white car is driving down a highway next to a black car with a cane sticking out of it . ALT: a white car is driving down a highway next to a black car with a cane sticking out of it .

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

Blindly using GPS...this way-no, that way-no, outta my way!

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

I'm afraid we were unable to remove the phone from your rectum but we were able to change the ringtone.

a black and white cat is sitting in a litter box on the floor . ALT: a black and white cat is sitting in a litter box on the floor .

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

One then two...then woah!!! 🙀

"You don't have to try to fail, you just have to fail to try."

This is why I'm a #SuccessfullyUnsuccessful life coach.

mickey mouse and minnie mouse in a kitchen with a book that says how to cook ALT: mickey mouse and minnie mouse in a kitchen with a book that says how to cook

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful My cooking! 😬

three men are sitting on a couch and one of them is wearing a t-shirt that says 2nbeewe ALT: three men are sitting on a couch and one of them is wearing a t-shirt that says 2nbeewe

I could have written a good paper in Social Awareness, but then I would have had to read it to the class. My topic was syphilis & gonorrhea. I wrote a terrible paper. #SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

Unlike the guy whose topic was masturbation who read his paper to the class.

If at first you don't succeed, fudge the data, redefine the mission goals and write a report demonstrating a #SuccessfullyUnsuccessful outcome.

Apply for additional funding.

a group of people are running on a track and one of them is jumping over a bar . ALT: a group of people are running on a track and one of them is jumping over a bar .

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

...make sure to clear all the hurdles...out of the way 👀

a small black chihuahua wearing a red tutu is standing on its hind legs ALT: a small black chihuahua wearing a red tutu is standing on its hind legs

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful My career as a professional dancer. 💃 ☹️

Not successful at getting picked by FEMA, but successful at get a referral to CPS.
#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

a man wearing a life vest and blue shorts stands on a dock ALT: a man wearing a life vest and blue shorts stands on a dock

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful I’m the best diver.

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#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful
It got your attention, didn't it?
But being distracted, you became accident prone... 😱

a group of people are standing on a track and one of them is wearing a red hat . ALT: a group of people are standing on a track and one of them is wearing a red hat .

#SuccessfullyUnsuccessful I’m going to win…oops

a man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds . ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds .

I didn’t like her anyway! I’m glad she wouldn’t go out with me! 🙄😂😂😂 #SuccessfullyUnsuccessful

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