The Catanic Verses IV (A Guide to Feline Religosophy) While the humans flee to Turkey, the cats of Underland remain behind to guard the realm (and the biscuits). Poe plots suitcase infiltration, Akela prepares for war with the kitchen chicken, and Mowgli contemplates poetry and tuna. The drama, as always, is feline. The claws, as always, are out.

Parents fled to Turkey. We remain. One cat plots, one sulks, one vibes. Chicken in kitchen. Chaos in fur. Long live the Underland.
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