Listen, I keep telling you that I don't need a gentle leader. Obviously you aren't very bright, since I've eaten about 8 of them.
Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving me home with no new sister. Thats why I got your jacket,shorts, leash & harness out. How else do I entertain myself?!
#SuperBadMonster

Listen, its #TotallyYourFault that you left my gentle leader in your jacket pocket. You know how much I like to eat them. You should be happy that I only ate this & not your pocket. I know this is the 4th one. Who's fault is that?
#SuperBadMonster #SuperGrumpyMom
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