Nope, I know absolutely nothing about how the bag of cookies, plate, paper towels & bag got on the floor. At least I didnt eat the cookies, I just crumbled them. And where is my Thanks? Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving a window open & a leprechaun came in to wreak havoc.
#DamnLeprechaun
Look, its #TotallyYourFault that you left me alone to go swim. I'm just trying to help you clean the house by taking the trash out. One piece at a time. You always bitch that I'm of no help. 🤷🏼 #SuperHelpfulMonster
#dogs #dogsofbsky
Look, it's #TotallyYourFault that you left me all alone with no sister to play with. These are MY potty bags, leash, raincoat and snacks, so what's the problem? #IWillNeverGrowOutOfThis
#BabyMonsterNeedsAPomPomSisterASAP
Listen, I keep telling you that I don't need a gentle leader. Obviously you aren't very bright, since I've eaten about 8 of them.
Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving me home with no new sister. Thats why I got your jacket,shorts, leash & harness out. How else do I entertain myself?!
#SuperBadMonster
Listen, you told me not to RUN with scissors, but never said anything about me eating them. Its #TotallyYourFault that u left them on the counter & abandoned me. And yes, I DID need to get into EVERYTHING.
#TimeForANewSister
#ForTheLoveOfGodMonster 😳
Nope, I see absolutely nothing wrong with your sunglasses. I'm 99.99% sure that they came like that. Its #TotallyYourFault for buying faulty sunglasses that just fall apart. Yep. #MonsterShoppingTips
#WhyIsMomYelling
#dogs #dogsofbsky
Listen, unless you buy me some new giant toys, you can't complain that I'm FORCED to find something else to play with. Its #TotallyYourFault that I'm bored. Your old flat pillow is just fine. #ThievingBabyMonster
#Dogs #Dogsofbluesky #Dogsofbsky
Listen, its #TotallyYourFault that I ate the leftover sandwich that YOU left on the counter Mom. Maybe if you gave me some leftover turkey, I wouldnt have to become a thief. It wasnt going to send itself to the "Starving children in Africa"🤷🏼
#ThievingMonster
#Dogs #Dogsofbsky #DogsofBlueSky #Doodles
Listen, if you expected me to be happy with a carrot & not steal the rest of your chocolate cupcake, then its DEFINITELY time for you to go to the old folks home. Once again, its #TotallyYourFault for leaving it out. #MonsterWithCakeBreathAgain
#Dogs #Dogsofbsky #DogsofBlueSky #Doodles
Listen, its #TotallyYourFault that you left my gentle leader in your jacket pocket. You know how much I like to eat them. You should be happy that I only ate this & not your pocket. I know this is the 4th one. Who's fault is that?
#SuperBadMonster #SuperGrumpyMom
#Dogsofbluesky
#Dogs
#Dogsofbsky
