No Mom, I obviously had NOTHING to do with the bowl and chips on the floor. I valiantly fought off the leprechaun to save your Tortilla chips!
#TortillaChipsArentTasty
#DamnLeprechaun
#dogs

I DEFINITELY didn't "crop dust" you with horrific toot smells. Obviously, the leprechaun is hiding under the couch and has eaten something questionable. I am way too cute to make a smell like that. #SuperFunkyMonster
#PoorMom
#DamnLeprechaun

Nope, I know NOTHING about the giant pee puddle in the kitchen, next to my dog door and 2 potty pads. Obviously, the leprechaun broke in and peed on the floor. Apparently, "they" don't want to go outside on rainy nights and can't see potty pads in the dark. 🤷🏼
#DamnLeprechaun

Nope, I know absolutely nothing about how the bag of cookies, plate, paper towels & bag got on the floor. At least I didnt eat the cookies, I just crumbled them. And where is my Thanks? Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving a window open & a leprechaun came in to wreak havoc.
#DamnLeprechaun