We live in an imaginary world where we're brilliant, when we're obviously not. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I have a great sense of direction! ... I don't see it. I can't see it!
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It's the Village People! #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I loved the dancing. You know, I felt like I was doing, you know, this Irish Riverdance on crack. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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Man, that's gonna help me with the ladies, dog? They're not gonna like my breath. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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You're a horrible little evil man. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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You must relinquish those shirts if you do not do it. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I think we're gonna go to the... what was that, the salsa mamba? #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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The reservation agent told us, "I'm gonna help you, and the only reason why I'm gonna help you is because you guys are the only ones who've come in here calmly and politely." #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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You cut the grannies off at the airport and made them cry. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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You got wings on this car? Let's fly, fly, fly. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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Kid's a joker. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I'm going home. I'm not going to Alaska and not knowing where I'm going. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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"A little bit far"? What's "a little bit far"? #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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That's what we have today, nothing but negative.
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Can I please have a new partner?
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If there's anything Beantown people know, it's snow. I'll tell you that right now.
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I'd rather not win the money so that you cannot win the money because you are a jerk. You've treated everybody like dirt on this whole trip. It's embarrassing.
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You have no social skills. You have the social skills of a gnat. You just treat people like dirt, all the time, and you expect them to treat you nicely. I've been telling you this since the day I met you.
#tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv
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I think we're gonna go do the... what was that? The salsa mamba?
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They dicked YOU, not me.
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I mean, they chose the wrong people to be mean to the whole trip if they want favors.
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Look at all these pin-apples. Pin-apples, pin-apples, pin-apples, ....
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We're in America--what side do I drive on?
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Your little buddies--they're like fat overweight roly-poly pigs!
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How can you not do it? Everyone else did it!
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I'm, like, so vibrating right now. That was so cool.
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--I wanna fill this hat with dough! What do you wanna fill?
--I wanna fill your mouth with a sock so you'll shut the hell up.
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I had no idea what they were sayin', but it was pretty cool, man. They had tattoos; they had the works. They were screamin' like banshees....
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