Pottery Throwdown 2026, THE FINAL: Nappyscape of the Abode Ah, The Great Pottery Prison Experiment. Anything can be a brooch if you try hard enough.

I recapped the #PotteryThrowdown Final: ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/10/p... The Weebles of Wales, the alternative montage, a wig creche and you can't afford to rim hesitantly. #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 9: A Lousy Sainthood She’s more of a Tomato Figurehead, really. I started reading about pet eels in Ancient Rome and suddenly it was Wednesday.

I recapped the #PotteryThrowdown semi-final! ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/04/p... aphantastic tomatoes, Bill's Fortress of Solitude, the sickest burn of Ancient Rome and the worst thing you can say about a lemon. #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 8: Cereal Bowl Blindness and this is why you don’t swallow chewing gum. This recap is covered in marmite and my mother’s hair.

I recapped Trauma Week on #PotteryThrowdown: ariadnereviews.com/2026/02/26/p... a crash zoom to end us all, the second worst wig committed to film, Mesopotamian fidget toys and Gladstone gets LEGS! #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 7: Thematically Appropriate Cataract My gran reads these so I best not say what I was going to say. How dangerous can one pot be, Michael?

I recapped week 7 of #PotteryThrowdown: ariadnereviews.com/2026/02/18/p... biblical dinosaur fanfiction, a pitch for Crypt Week, Emily is Every Meme All At Once and you all know who Heinrich Wilhelm Schott is, right? #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 6: Delirium Hours at Gladstone The recap could just be this one image. More like TERRORcotta, am I right?

I recapped Terracotta Week on #PotteryThrowdown ariadnereviews.com/2026/02/09/p... we crown The King of Girthsome Throwing, Mr. Miserable hits his breaking point, terracotta-induced psychosis and we play "Potter or World War Veteran?" #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 5: A Less Good Hag Name Certainly not before 9pm! Would you consider donating to my Donkey Sanctuary That’s Definitely Not A Money Laundering Scheme?

I recapped Souvenir Tat Week on Pottery Throwdown: ariadnereviews.com/2026/02/04/p... The Sidmouth Donkey School of Art, the playground economy, my personal evolutionary theories and Anubis holidays in St Ives. #PotteryThrowdow #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 4: Selachian Size Queen So, how’s 2026 treating you? How’s your Javan head?

I recapped Raku Week on #PotteryThrowdown : ariadnereviews.com/2026/01/26/p... 3/4 of an eagle, the host of Drag Race Equatorial Guinea, duck with a 🎵bob🎵 and can an AT-AT get botox? #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 3: Sir John Barleycorn’s Twink Death 10/10 herpetologists would not recommend. The puzzle jug really fell out of favour after we invented the straw, huh?

I recapped Week 3 of #PotteryThrowdown : ariadnereviews.com/2026/01/22/p... the first canonical Demon Twink, Siobhan's Type, Elizabeth Debicki vs The National Trust and Keith will not suck for less than £10,000. #TGPT

An ornate blue and white pottery jug with carved out thick neck, old English wording on the big round belly, and 3 spouts connected to the long handle attached at the very top and bottom of the jug.

Sooo intimidated by the #puzzlejug on #TGPT last night. So many technical skills that I could only hope to master in one lifetime IMHO! #pottery #pottersofbluesky

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 2: Abstracted Bovoid Every year since 2019. How do you think my None Pizza, Left Beef bookend would’ve gone down?

I got the #PotteryThrowdown recap done: ariadnereviews.com/2026/01/18/p... Keith finds his hole, Sapphic Clarke Kent, Bill needs something harder than a hobnob and The Muppets of the Round Table. #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 1: Least Favourite Rabbit I will protect Whitney and his facial expressions at all costs.

I recapped the start of this year's #PotteryThrowdown! ariadnereviews.com/2026/01/06/p... granny's massive soup handles, clay-based socialism, the Deductory Rowling Point System and the important difference between a knob and a hat. #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2025, THE FINAL: Shed Wine there has never been a more stressful moment of television than watching Steve’s amphora spin around at 100mph. Thou shalt not post.

I recapped the #PotteryThrowdown final: ariadnereviews.com/2025/03/10/p... Apollo's dodgeball strikes again, Natalie gets Weiners'd, the odds of Pope Francis ruining Eurovision and The Alternative Montage! #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2025, Episode 9: Famously Lipless Logging on. Recaps were very popular in southern Europe throughout the 1500s.

I recapped Very Popular 16th Century Fireplace Week on #PotteryThrowdown : ariadnereviews.com/2025/03/07/p... God's flawed plan, local mural drama, a very well lubricated skeleton centipede and can Benedict Cumberbatch drink soup? #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2025 Episode 7: A Genuflecting Camel Me after watching even 5 minutes of the news. Fenton? Fenton! FENTON!

playing #PotteryThrowdown recap catch-up: ariadnereviews.com/2025/02/25/p... the only anniversairies we can celebrate this year, three chickens in a fur coat, some guy Mitchell who's probably not important and it's Hatsune Miku's spitfire now! #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2025, Episode 6: A Big Night for Bonanno Pisano Everything reminds me of him. You’ll never look at a beetroot the same way ever again.

I've finally managed to power through and get this week's #PotteryThrowdown recap out: ariadnereviews.com/2025/02/15/p... Administration 2: Laura Ashley Boogaloo, powerlifting soup bowls, Giuseppe Arcimboldo's troublesome teenage years and Princess fails a perception check. #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2025, Episode 5: Increasingly More Illicit Cheesemongering Kiss the shop or else it gets the hose again. RECAP.

I recapped #PotteryThrowdown: ariadnereviews.com/2025/02/05/p... Chrysippus the Wine Aunt, the reincarnation of Caravaggio, high school French trauma and how landlords are made. #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2025, Episode 3: Tiny Incredibly Heterosexual Lions Bit rude. Save The Whales!

Quick everyone! Get in the #PotteryThrowdown Recap Ark: ariadnereviews.com/2025/01/26/p... the Goldilocks of holes, a seafaring mausoleum, a giraffe's midlife sexual awakening and what is a snake but a deflated cat? #tgpt

Pottery Throwdown 2025, Episode 2: A Sounder of Attack Pigs Ophelia (John Everett Millais, 1851–1852. Oil on canvas.) What *is* a circle?

My Recap of Mantlepiece Week (?) on #PotteryThrowdown ariadnereviews.com/2025/01/18/p... putting my Stardew Valley habits on blast, The Witch Trials of Gladstone, a giraffe noticed you from across the club and the perils of Wife Guying too close to the sun 😔 #TGPT