Talamasca: The Secret Order is like Mormonism of Anne Rice, and that's the NICEST thing I can say about it. Every week I'm like, "maybe I'm wrong, maybe there's something here," and yet... #TalamascaAMC

Bro would be out monologued on Riverdale. You can feel that what the rest of the show does is going to hinge on this moment and this dynamic and it's like watching white out set.
#TalamascaAMC

An Executive, presumably: sure, Interview with the Vampire is a success, but what if when someone communicated telepathically or manipulated time there were super annoying noises?
#TalamascaAMC

Ooooh, it's a shot over the shoulder implying that we're watching someone watching, OooooooOOOOoOoooOOoooh, what if we do that 17 times a fucking episode?
#TalamascaAMC

They've added more mother houses but reduced archives to single library or volume? This sprawling, multi generational secret order is just...? And why not do dual protagonists in the first season of someone like Kevas and someone else interesting (see: not Guy) to establish this shit? #TalamascaAMC

The intrique of the Talamasca, interpersonally & politically, is that SOME involved become seedy, self serving spies. #TalamascaAMC seems to think that's all it is, a sketchy spy club house. There's no energy of archiving, archaeological study, spiritual searching, or genuine academia...

Talamasca isn't a good spy thriller, it's not a compelling character piece, it has no real mystery, and it certainly doesn't have anything resembling Anne Rice's philosophical or romantic themes. I'm confused who the supposed audience even is. It ain't got the juice. #TalamascaAMC

Unearned Smalltown Boy. #TalamascaAMC

Unfortunately, Talamasca: The Secret Order mistakes giving your audience nothing to chew on with having a mystery. It treats us like we're too stupid to accept basic concepts like vampirism & telepathy, but also doesn't show us anything illuminating. #TalamascaAMC

From the creator of Train Jumpscare: Car Horn Jumpscare #TalamascaAMC

Ah, yes, the Secret Organization having branded desktop wallpapers of their logo. #TalamascaAMC

I am attempting episode 2. #TalamascaAMC

The weird glass-scratching audio effect on the mind talking is unlistenable to, which is a problem for the medium of television, you dumb dorks. #TalamascaAMC

Jason Schwartzman can't save this. #TalamascaAMC

The Talamasca got him in the best PUBLIC SCHOOL IN DETROIT? Thats..That's... what? #TalamascaAMC

For a moment, I thought that paper said, "Mike Shoes, a friend," and I was like yeah, a guy named Mike Shoes who writes like a child is actually SO Anne Rice. But alas:
-Nike Shoes
-A Friend
#TalamascaAMC

Burying the lede after 20 minutes of people entering rooms is A Choice™️. #TalamascaAMC

You don't have a "mother house" in New Orleans, that's sort of a load bearing predicament in Queen of the Damned when Jesse gets Claudia grief psychosis actually. I hate it here! #TalamascaAMC

Take the 5k from the clearly wealthy woman/organization. This isn't likable. This isn't a real poor person. Fuck off. #TalamascaAMC

This show is filmed as if the audience won't understand new locations unless we see people walk into every single one of them. #TalamascaAMC

Anne Rice Catholic Dread [audience cheers] but we removed the cunty [audience screams in pain] #TalamascaAMC

He's not like other girls, he's struggling with the American R and became a lawyer because he hates it..? #TalamascaAMC

Our protagonist is not good at this American accent & I still haven't forgiven the Sam accent and IWTV is good so #TalamascaAMC

I was hoping that eyeball was going to be a Memnoch reference but ALAS #TalamascaAMC

a train jumpscare [audience booing] #TalamascaAMC

Watching The Talamasca and why is this big shadow following this woman doing the, "Hi, Welcome to Chili's" pose #TalamascaAMC

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Some Burton gifs I made, here: www.tumblr.com/herrshepard/...

#TheVampireBurton #TalamascaAMC #AMCTalamasca #ImmortalUniverse

#EricBogosian as #DanielMolloy and #NicholasDenton as #GuyAnatole in #Talamasca: The Secret Order for Entertainment Weekly.
Photo: David Gennard/AMC
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I'm not 100% against Daniel Molloy being caught up in the Talamasca. I'm not gonna look an Eric Bogosian horse in the mouth. But again, there's someone in conflict with vampirism & the Talamasca already, just like there's an academically groomed scholar already... it's Jesse. #TalamascaAMC

The Talamasca is evil by nature; that’s the price it pays for its [knowledge]. Rather like God, wouldn’t you say, who knows that some of his creatures will suer and some will triumph, but does not tell his creatures what he knows? - Taltos
#talamasca #annerice #talamascaamc #immortaluniverse