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Screenshot from Talamasca S1E6, a woman with white hair is sat in a living room with the subtitle “Or the precise weather for any day of her life.”

The full dialogue from the scene:

"The program was created to identify children of outsized talent. Your sister proved to be the most talented of all."

"Because of her memory?"

"Yes, it was extraordinary. Unnatural. You could ask her how many bricks there were in a building she'd walked past two days before. Or the precise weather for any day of her life. She was always right. She could remember passages from any text. And then entire books verbatim after reading them only once. That's when we took her to Amsterdam, where her training really began. She was exactly what we'd been looking for."

Screenshot from Talamasca S1E6, a woman with white hair is sat in a living room with the subtitle “Or the precise weather for any day of her life.” The full dialogue from the scene: "The program was created to identify children of outsized talent. Your sister proved to be the most talented of all." "Because of her memory?" "Yes, it was extraordinary. Unnatural. You could ask her how many bricks there were in a building she'd walked past two days before. Or the precise weather for any day of her life. She was always right. She could remember passages from any text. And then entire books verbatim after reading them only once. That's when we took her to Amsterdam, where her training really began. She was exactly what we'd been looking for."

Screenshot from the book “Queen of the Damned” by Anne Rice:

Finally, after a year and a half of this madness, Daniel began to question Armand. What had it really been like in those days in Venice? Look at this film, set in the eighteenth century, tell me what is wrong.

But Armand was remarkably unresponsive. "I cannot tell you those things because I have no experience of them. You see, I have so little ability to synthesize knowledge; I deal in the immediate with a cool intensity. What was it like in Paris? Ask me if it rained on the night of Saturday, June 5, 1793. Perhaps
I could tell you that."

Screenshot from the book “Queen of the Damned” by Anne Rice: Finally, after a year and a half of this madness, Daniel began to question Armand. What had it really been like in those days in Venice? Look at this film, set in the eighteenth century, tell me what is wrong. But Armand was remarkably unresponsive. "I cannot tell you those things because I have no experience of them. You see, I have so little ability to synthesize knowledge; I deal in the immediate with a cool intensity. What was it like in Paris? Ask me if it rained on the night of Saturday, June 5, 1793. Perhaps I could tell you that."

Here you go! (I put the full dialogue from the scene in Helen’s screenshot)

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If we had a nickel for every time someone with big brown eyes took out thier contacts to reveal they are a vampire at the end of season 1 we'd have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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I love how, according to Talamasca: The Secret Service, the Talamasca has exactly one (1) competent field agent, and it's fucking Raglan James.

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"The Treachery of Images" by René Magritte. a painting of a pipe, below it text in french reads: "This is not a pipe"

"The Treachery of Images" by René Magritte. a painting of a pipe, below it text in french reads: "This is not a pipe"

the most cryptic commentary on the talamasca finale and the 752 reveal
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a baby wearing a shirt that says r. varsity a byga ALT: a baby wearing a shirt that says r. varsity a byga

THEY ROLLED MY MAN IN A CARPET THEY ROLLED HIM UP IN THE GODDAMN CARPET I AM WHEEZING

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ok there were exactly 2 good things in this convoluted mess of a finale

1. that one shot of [redacted] busting out of the car as a rabid vamp (kinda expected but badass)

2. hot old man in metal restraints (hot)

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WHY INDEED!!! and who are all of these people??? #talamascaspoilers

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What can I say after watching the last episode of Talamasca... this show could have been called "Helen's Amazing Adventures to Find Her Sister" and it wouldn't have mattered because the last thing we knew was what Talamasca is and what they do???

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And why does the Talamasca want more vampires? People they can control????? I'm so confused! #talamascaspoilers

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one of my biggest questions is, if Jasper wants more vampires so badly, why is he in that basement making tons of revenants instead of, you know, finding people to turn into vampires. I legitimately don't understand his deal #talamascaspoilers

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this is it???? BARELY ANYTHING HAPPENED IN THIS ENTIRE SEASON I'M MAD #talamascaspoilers

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what in the fuck even. do the writers know what this show is about? because I sure don't #talamascaspoilers

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... it was really convoluted and it didn't really think a lot of things through - why is Guy being psychic so important if it's not a power that gets used in any meaningful way? Why does London Guy suddenly decide to push back - murder was not too far for him before! #talamascaspoilers

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"I thought finding the 752 would bring me closer to finding my mother" says the person who them does not bother to ask if there is any information about his mother. Does he just assume there isn't??? IDK. The writing is so weird. #talamascaspoilers

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is Helen about to recruit the cop 😂 #talamascaspoilers

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lol Doris is basically book Louis. just a weaksauce little vamp #talamascaspoilers

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#talamascaspoilers am I to understand that the talamasca burnt down their library on purpose? She said they didn't need it any more b/c they had her? That can't be right.

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Why are the old guys in these shows written so crassly? Is being crass supposed to be badass because it’s just kind of cringy to me. #talamascaspoilers

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pfffffft haha it really is a scrapbook #talamascaspoilers

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#talamascaspoilers love Helen, liked all her bits - she's the main character to me! I wish I had cared more about Doris earlier, it would've made the reveal hit harder. But I'm obsessed with the idea of Doris raising Keves. Where's my vampire witch single mom spinoff?

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woooowwww Guy uses his psychic powers for once, that's new #talamascaspoilers

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sorry but am I really supposed to believe Helen wouldn't recognise her twin sister just because she's younger. they're supposed to be identical right. she looked like this at some point and didn't realise it was her??? 😂 #talamascaspoilers

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well at least he has a law degree lmao #talamascaspoilers

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I cannot deal with this. "this is all circumstantial, not a shred of forensic evidence" is exactly what I'd tell a cop when I've rubbed my DNA all over two freshly murdered people #talamascaspoilers

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Love that Guy has used his legal knowledge more than his psychic power in this show 🙄 #talamascaspoilers

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"on what basis are you taking us in"

how about the basis of your complete idiocy #talamascaspoilers

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Guy is truly the stupidest fuck on earth. how is he hanging around yet another crime scene? he deserves everything that happens to him. #talamascaspoilers

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i predicted every detail of the doris plot twist a week ago and i feel like a god rn #talamascaspoilers

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I couldn't make out the last shot, was that the book? #talamascaspoilers

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Helen's got a gun 🔫 #talamascaspoilers

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