(9/10) def tariff_apocalypse():
 deficit = 34T
 inflation = 7.5
 while Trump_in_office:
  impose_tariffs(Fed, NATO, UN, WTO)
  microwave_sludge()
 print(“Apple profits, broken institutions, national denial”) #HotPocketRepublic #TariffApocalypse

(2/10) It began with a coupon. Trump declared the Tariff War of 2025 like a chaotic BBQ diet: loud, greasy, impossible. Dow collapsed, inflation became Godzilla, Powell calculated Xanax doses. The real carnival? Metaphysical. #TariffApocalypse @AkiraAshSatires @GeorgeTakei

Welcome to Tariff Trail! Drive fast, dodge layoffs, and pray your wallet survives. Side effects may include: rusted dreams, exploding prices, and a monster truck crushing your future. #TariffApocalypse #BuiltToFail #CarTariffs #CarsTariff #Trump

Stocked up on household goods & nonperishable food stuffs. Next: assemble my apocalypse team. #tariffapocalypse #economy #thisshitsucks