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(9/10) def tariff_apocalypse():
 deficit = 34T
 inflation = 7.5
 while Trump_in_office:
  impose_tariffs(Fed, NATO, UN, WTO)
  microwave_sludge()
 print(“Apple profits, broken institutions, national denial”) #HotPocketRepublic #TariffApocalypse

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(3/10) Trump slapped 25% on Canadian maple syrup, 40% on Mexican avocados, 70% on Danish Legos. Greenland got a 100% ice tariff. Allies retaliated; NATO became potlucks salted with resentment. Economists screamed at spreadsheets. #HotPocketRepublic #TrumpEconomy

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