Elf sitting on shelf next to two ceramic milk containers. One is red and says "Santa's Milk." The other is white and says "Milk for Santa."
These, uh....these are 2 VERY DIFFERENT THINGS.
#TeamNaughty
A cartoon of a reindeer in leather, holding a whip with several tails, with her booted foot on a prone reindeer's back, with the words "Vixen's reindeer games were always more popular. "
;-)
#TeamNaughty
Two packages of festive clothespins (clothespegs for you brits) ....one with gingerbread men, another with snowflakes. Along with string on each of them.
IYKYK. 😉
#TeamNaughty
I'm with #TeamNaughty 😈😋🎅
A group of 3 bowl scrapers, one red with gingerbread men, a nearly hidden blue one with snowflakes, and a white one in the foreground, with the words "Dear Santa.... I've been good (good is crossed out), Better (better is crossed out) NEVERMIND, I'll buy my own stuff."
Dear Santa.....
#TeamNaughty
A sign that looks like two black and white "one way" signs, one on top of the other. The top is the word NAUGHTY, with the arrow pointing right. The bottom is the word NICE, with the arrow pointing left.
Choose your direction! I know which way I'm going! :)
#TeamNaughty
A slight detour on the #TeamNaughty express to "Twisted and Sweet."
A green mug with a candy cane on it, and the words "twisted and sweet." Inside the mug is red, with the words "like you" near the rim.
It's not "naughty," exactly, but it's a similar idea. I'd have gotten it, but it was chipped.
#TeamNaughty
A white woman with curly gray hair and glasses holding a big red pillow that says NAUGHTY in block letters of various colors.
Forgot about this one!
#TeamNaughty
5 different mugs sitting on a counter. Three just say naughty, one says "I'm on the naughty list" and the other says "how can I be naughty and still get what I want?"
#TeamNaughty
I need more!
An ad for something called "Messiah's Mansion" which has two female angels kneeling on the ground, facing each other while praying, one each their wings up in the air and touching, and one each of their wings on the ground, almost touching. Behind them is what looks almost like, IDK, a building,? Maybe the mansion, but it's faded in the background, with white space above it. In the space between the 2 kneeling angels, it looks almost like a peen, where the bottom part is pink, and the curved tip is white. MABYE IT'S JUST ME.
Here's another 👀 thing from years ago. Tell me what you see.
#TeamNaughty
An ad for an Elf OTS for $3.99 (USD) that says "Candy Included." The elf's gently rounded yet pointed elf hat sits atop his bulbous head, then tapers into a slender neck then widens out again for his elf jacket, then tapers in again to his legs, which are standing on a flared base. Yes, it's shaped exactly as you might think it was if your mind ever travels down the "Wow, this looks like a sex toy" path. Which mine does.
👀
#TeamNaughty
(This shouldn't have to be said, but after the comments I got on the last thing I posted like this, I'm going to say it anyway: This is not a recommendation to use this as anything other than what it's intended for -- candy dispensing.)
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And there are two different chances if you are feeling NICE!
#teamnaughty #teamnice
A white woman with curly gray hair and a mask holding a package that says happy holidays pet bandana and collar set with a collar and green and red plaid bandana that says "naughty and i know it." There is a size sticker (sure, jan) on it that says S/M.
#TeamNaughty
Yes, I know it says pet collar and bandana. Your point? Because it says S/M in the upper right, too. So.
Two relatively large stuffed elf on the shelf soft dolls sitting side by side, holding a sign that says "smile if you've been naughty."
Two relatively large stuffed elf on the shelf soft dolls, one on top of each other in a 69 position, in front of a sign that says "smile if you've been naughty."
Another visit from some old friends, Candy and Caine....
#TeamNaughty #JodiesNaughtyElf
A black and white photo of a white woman with curly gray hair and glasses holding a sign that says "'Im naughty and I know it." It's surrounded by holly leaves and berries, and is covering part of my face.
:)
#TeamNaughty
A white woman with curly gray hair and glasses in a red sweater, holding a green scraper on a wooden stick handle in front of her face. The green part has the word "naughty" on it. Im grinning behind it, because I know exactly how (besides scraping a bowl while making cookies) it might be used. And if your brain works like mine, you're probably grinning, too.
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And there are two different chances if you are feeling NICE!
#teamnaughty #teamnice
A little ceramic sign sitting on a red background. It says "Naughty or nice? Depends on who's asking." Below it is a package of black drink napkins decorated with the word "Naughty!" in red lettering.
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And there are two different chances if you are feeling NICE!
#teamnaughty #teamnice
Today's #TeamNaughty post has a visitor some of you may know! :)
Elfie (a cute stuffed elf on the shelf, not the creep one, sitting wit her legs spread and a green metal mug with the words "How can I be naughty and still get what I want?" between them. Her hand sits on the top of the mug, thumbs up.
Today's #TeamNaughty, added to the thread.
A sepia photo of a not-young white woman with curly gray hair and glasses wearing a necklace that has a dangly charm that says "naughty", hanging above my cleavage. I'm wearing a low cut sweater with a black tank beneath. My curls are, well, doing that crazy winter thing of going whichever way they feel...or not at all, hanging wavy-straightish.
My favorite necklace...
#TeamNaughty
Are people seeing my #TeamNaughty posts or nah? I'm linking them all together so I'm not sure if they're getting buried...
A white woman (me) with curly gray hair and wearing a face mask, wearing black sneakers, black leggings, a pink sweatshirt and black jacket, in a store standing next to a large Christmas ornament on the floor, holding a sign that says "Naughty." My head is tilted to the side slight, as though to say "YUP."
There are other options?🤔
Obviously, I'm #TeamNaughty
