Knight using weather app: Doesn't understand why it can't predict 'good omens for battle' or 'auspicious days for questing'

Knight frustos daily: "Why can't this sorcery app forecast dragons or moon-aligned battles?" Spoiler: it's just rain, not Ragnarok! Pom Pérignon says: upgrade your enchanted smartphone, Sir Laggard 2.0 🚀📱🛡️ #TechFailsOfTheRoundTable #KnightlyApps