A man with brown hair and a mustache stands wearing a puffer jacket with a Nike swoosh and an AFC Richmond logo. There is a wistful look on his mustachioed face. In the background, there are blue and red lockers, as if he is standing in a locker room.

*stomps* Okay, but no more than three chapters!

A Call Would Have Been Nice
Rated M
Chapter 1: The Necessary Mess of the Clean Break
...and never the two shall be normal.
#TedLasso #Tedependent
archiveofourown.org/works/812886...

A Sony Walkman and headphones on a table. Over it is written, “The Great 90s Mixtape, Chapter 5: High and Dry, Radiohead (English), 27 February 1995.”

New chapter of the 90s au.

The Great 90s Mixtape
Chapter 5: High and Dry, Radiohead (English), 27 February 1995
Rated E // Ch 5 of ???
#TedLasso #Tedependent

archiveofourown.org/works/768238...

A fella with long, dark hair holding a rainbow coffee mug looks curiously onto a man with a mustache, pushing his sleeves up.

#Tedependent Writing Hours have commenced.

A Sony Walkman and headphones on a table. Over it is written, “The Great 90s Mixtape, Chapter 4: Connection, Elastica (British), 10 October 1994.”

The Great 90s Mixtape
Chapter 4: Connection, Elastica (British)
10 October 1994
Rated E // Chapter 4 of ???
#TedLasso #Tedependent #90sAU
archiveofourown.org/works/768238...

It’s Ted/Trent #Tedependent all day every day for me. ❤️💛💙 Enjoy your watch!

This is only my second au and man, I'm having so much fun.

The Great 90s Mixtape
Chapter 3: Glory Box, Portishead (English), 26 September 1994
Rated E // Chapter 3 of ???
#TedLasso #Tedependent

archiveofourown.org/works/768238...

a group of strawberries in various stages of growth hanging over a backdrop of dried leaves and twigs

Sometimes. Sometimes I really do stuff.

The Great 90s Mixtape
Rated E // Chapter 2 of ???
#Tedependent #TedLasso
In which Ted has breakfast and eats a strawberry. The two are unrelated.
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A brown-haired man with a mustache in a blue jumper sits back in a chair with his hands resting behind his neck, his elbows in the air. He is behind a desk with a phone and a black notebook. There is a coffee station behind him.

New Year. New fic. Same ol me, I'm afraid.

The Great 90s Mixtape
a #TedLasso #Tedependent 90s AU
Rated E // Chapter 1 of ???
archiveofourown.org/works/768238...

A wall of overgrown green hedges and a stone walkway.

That's 179.5k for the year. I'm clocking out. I'll be back in 2026 with a little somethin-somethin. AND THE SHOW WILL BE BACK. THANK GOD.

Except That It Means Something Very Specific
Rated T // 18,283 Words // 6 Chapters
#Tedependent #TedLasso
archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

Thinking about the three #Tedependent fics that I wish to Christ would update. I know one likely never will, but the other two have a real chance, and I would like those updates while I am still at home on holiday break and going batty with boredom.

two images are stacked on one another: the top is a brown haired man in a blue sweater holding out a bottle of scotch, pouring it into a rainbow mug that someone else is holding the bottom is of a black and silver-haired man smiling

It's Monday. Here's another chapter. Not to oversell it or anything.

Except That It Means Something Very Specific
Rated M // Chapter 5 of 6
#Tedependent #TedLasso
archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

*nervous titter*
*slides under the table*
*hopes beyond hope*
*remains delusional the same*
#TedLasso #Tedependent

Ted Lasso is standing on the left side of the screen, bent over his kitchen table, sprinkling something onto a tray of biscuits. There are green Army men toys strewn across the table and a bobble head of Queen Elizabeth.

The upstairs neighbor decided to pull out her vacuum to clean her entire apartment at midnight, so here we are, a few hours early.

Except That It Means Something Very Specific
Rated M // Chapter 4 of 6
#TedLasso #Tedependent
archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

Love to be the one who gets to break it to a new reader that there will, in fact, be a season 4. #TedLasso

But also, how did you get here? Did my sharp turn in tenor call to you like a siren song? Let me dash your head upon the Rock of Delulu that is #Tedependent. It’s very pretty here.

Trent Crimm stands in a yellow suit coat among a throng of journalists. His shoulder-length hair is salt and pepper, and he is holding his glasses in his right hand.

It's Monday and Trent sure seems to be going through it.

Except That It Means Something Very Specific
Rated M // Chapter 3 of 6
#TedLasso #Tedependent
archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

The Richmond Greyhounds working out in their weight room.

Except That It Means Something Very Specific
Rated M // Chapter 2 of 6
A little more "which could mean anything." Now in Extra Strength.
#TedLasso #Tedependent
archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

Trent Crimm is wearing a yellow tee-shirt and a pinstriped suit coat, his hair is long and touching his shoulders, and he is looking curiously over his glasses. He has a pen in his hand and is taking notes.

Oh hey. New fic.

Except That It Means Something Very Specific
Rated M // Chapter 1 of 6
A lot of "which could mean anything" and a very pointed amount of "oh, no, this is actually quite specific."
#TedLasso #Tedependent
archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

Two images are set side by side. On the left, a man in a navy blazer with a yellow lanyard and salt and pepper hair is smiling fondly at someone across the room. On the right, the mustachioed man he is smiling at is smiling back at him.

Gave it some time. Reread the ending. The ending was wrong. Rewrote it. Happens.

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea
Rated E // 25 Chapters
#TedLasso #Tedependent

archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

Ted Lasso is leaned back against his raffia headboard with his hair combed back and his significant mustache. He is dressed in a white undershirt, tucked under a blue comforter in bed.

Welp. I did it. I finished the Secret Rendezvous Fic.

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea
Rated E // 64,470 Words (25 Chapters, Completed)
#Tedependent #TedLasso
archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

It is a simple, white-walled, Victorian entryway. There is an arch leading to brown stairs in the background, blue wainscotting, and a basic brown buffet over a similarly colored radiator in front of the stairs. Above the buffet is a small, round mirror. There is the hint of a yellow entryway door to the front left of the picture.

Penultimate chapter, baby! I'm not giving anything away with this preview pic (it's supposed to be Trent's flat).

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea
Rated E // Chapter 24 of 25
#TedLasso #Tedependent
archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

Ted Lasso and his son, Henry, are walking in front of a row of hedges. Henry is wearing a school uniform and a backpack.

I hate to say it, but it also thrills me. I think I have two chapters left to write? Don't hold me to that. But.

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea
Rated E // Chapter 23 of ???
#TedLasso #Tedependent
Wherein an opportunity finally presents itself.

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` love that '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` love that '' .

#Tedependent Writing Hours have commenced.

A man with a mustache and a silly grin stands in the middle of a gala with twinkles surrounding him. He is wearing a navy suit with a white collared shirt and a pink tie.

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea
Rated E // Chapter 22 of ???
#TedLasso #Tedependent
Another two chapter weekend with these goobers.
archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

.gif of Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm standing in front of a door talking. Ted is swinging on his feet and Trent is touching his mouth, laughing at something Ted is saying.

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea
Rated E // Chapter 21 of ???
#TedLasso #Tedependent
We've made it. We're on the other side of the dark forest.
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Two hands hold an iPhone with thumbs scrolling over a list of text conversations.

Love a two chapter weekend.

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea
Rated E // Chapter 20 of ???
#Tedependent #TedLasso
Wherein Ted is stuck in the chrysalis stage.

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Two men stand shaking hands in front of a football pitch. One (Trent Crimm) is in a brown blazer and has salt and pepper hair. The other (Ted Lasso) is wearing a clown suit and whistle. They appear to be happy to meet one another.

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea
Rated E // Chapter 19 of ???
#Tedependent #TedLasso
Sometimes you have to pick a fight. Even if nothing is resolved in that moment.
archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

Made myself sad during #Tedependent Writing Hours today. Those dummies.

Two images are set side by side. On the left, a man in a navy blazer with a yellow lanyard and salt and pepper hair is smiling fondly at someone across the room. On the right, the mustachioed man he is smiling at is smiling back at him. Two images are set side by side. On the left, a man in a navy blazer with a yellow lanyard and salt and pepper hair is smiling fondly at someone across the room. On the right, the mustachioed man he is smiling at is smiling back at him.

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea
Rated E // Chapter 18 of ???
#TedLasso #Tedependent
Always love when folks write Trent being in Kansas. *hint hint*
archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

Never ever. #Tedependent