Teen Develops Fear Brigitte Macron Is Hiding in His Closet In a bizarre turn, a 15-year-old French teen is convinced First Lady Brigitte Macron is lurking in his closet, fearing he’s her next presidential target. His therapist blames subconscious panic—and po...

André, 15, is terrified Brigitte Macron is in his closet. He won’t sleep alone and whispers, “She’s looking for a new one, Mommy.” Therapist says he’ll age out of the danger zone at 16.

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