It’s a perfect day for a funny joke, especially since it’s #TellAJokeDay
-Wilbur & Ernie
Day 16
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For #TellaJokeDay (August 16th): Here’s a #Health joke:
“I have an annual check-up with my doctor soon…It's time for me to get an oil change and a tune-up.”
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You can see more of my #jokes in a book called,“Crazy Robert’s Joke Book” that you can download for $1 at
www.amazon.com/dp/B08Y3V6RKR
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It’s National Tell a Joke Day! 🎤😄
We’ll start:
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts. 💀😂
Now it’s your turn—drop your best (or worst) joke in the comments! 👇 #TellAJokeDay #NationalTellAJokeDay #GeekHumor
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Q: How do foxes store extra wood? 🌲🦊
A: They don’t. They just start a new project and hope no one notices. #TellAJokeDay #cozygame #gamedev
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A young fellow just loves telling #jokes:
Ancient japes — yes, he’s one of those folks
Who is certain he’s witty.
Egged on — this ain’t pretty —
Bored listeners pelt him with yolks.
Happy #NationalTellAJokeDay!
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Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back. #TellAJokeDay
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...with his 50 cents he bought 2 apples 25 cents each, and resold them to another man walking in the street for $1... with his $1 dollar he bought 4 apples, and resold them for $2 ... at 19 years he inherited billions from his grandmother. 2/2 #TellAJokeDay
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How Rockfeller did it. At 18 years old, Rockfeller had no money. He found an apple in the street. The fruit was dirty he cleaned it and resold it 50 cents to a man walking in the street ... 1/2 #TellAJokeDay
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The next class the professor handed the graded tests back. This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change. 2/2 #TellAJokeDay
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A professor was giving a test to his students. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one student had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."1/2 #TellAJokeDay
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If you think no one cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. #TellAJokeDay
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The most successful investor was Noah. He floated stock, while everything around him went into liquidation. #TellAJokeDay
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 😂 It's National Tell a Joke Day. Share your best clean joke! #TellAJokeDay #Humor #Laughter 😄
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What’s the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives? Win the Lottery. #TellAJokeDay
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The next day the preacher asked, "God, can I have one of your pennies?" God replied, "Just wait a sec. 2/2 #TellAJokeDay
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A preacher was praying to God. While praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?" God replied, "1 second." The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?" And God replied, "A penny." 1/2 #TellAJokeDay
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🎉 It's #TellAJokeDay! 🎉
Share your best jokes below and let’s spread some laughter! 😂 Tag a friend who needs a smile today! 🤣🙌 #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #SpreadJoy
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I had an account with a bank in the North Pole, but they froze all my assets. #TellAJokeDay
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A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year. #TellAJokeDay
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A hot dog walks into a bar and orders French fries. The bartender says "We don't serve food here".
#TellAJokeDay #SaturdayShenanigans
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I'm not saying my financial adviser is bad at his job......but when I went into his office and asked him to check my balance, he tried to push me over. #TellAJokeDay
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Today is #TellaJokeDay. Here's a big question to ponder, and maybe even explore with a little thinker:
youtube.com/shorts/Uwkkv...
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It's #TellAJokeDay. So we'll be sharing some of our favorite finance and money jokes, one-liners and laughs throughout the day.
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Kicking off your weekend with a batch of positivity. Today we discuss why it's the perfect time to enjoy your favorite #Disney Roller Coaster. We also celebrate our love for Rum & Bratwurst on their national day. And Tom shares a bad joke on #TellAJokeDay. youtube.com/live/a1ObtiA...
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could pack the whole thing into it, like the story in this video, into a single captured moment, well then you got something, that’s way beyond just a pretty picture.
Today, Aug 16, 2025, is National #TellAJokeDay!
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Cartoon of two librarians gossiping. Above text reads: Why do librarians never gossip?
Cartoon of two librarians gossiping. Below text reads: "because they prefer to keep things classified"
She's shocked because it's such a terrible joke — and we gossip all the time! 😝 #TellAJokeDay
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For #TellAJokeDay (8/16): Here is a #Covid Joke:
“She came into the room wearing that sweet smell of disinfectant…
Then she took off her mask and said ‘Sanitize me.’”
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You can see some more of my #jokes in “Crazy Robert’s Joke Book." You can download it for $1 at
www.amazon.com/dp/B08Y3V6RKR
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