Breaking: White House uses voter rolls to decide who’s laid off, calls it "Electoral Efficiency."
Don’t worry; Tesla shareholders still get first dibs on lifeboats.
#VoterDump #TeslaPump #FourthReich #MarketMeltdown #ElectoralComedy
Trump’s new retirement plan:
"Invest in Tesla—either your money goes to Mars or your pension does."
#TeslaPump #MarketCrash #RetirementRoulette #FourthReichEconomics #DumpAndRun
The White House announced layoffs decided by X polls—
Elon calls it democracy; Trump calls it ratings; the market calls it Tuesday.
#MarketCrash #VoterDump #TeslaPump #FourthReich #AlgorithmicLayoffs
The market's diving faster than Trump’s approval ratings—
but at least the White House is still pumping Tesla like a meme coin.
#MarketCrash #TeslaPump #TrumpSlump #ElonMusk #PumpAndDump
