Uncle Dicky

@txdicky.bsky.social

1 year ago

Breaking: White House uses voter rolls to decide who’s laid off, calls it "Electoral Efficiency."
Don’t worry; Tesla shareholders still get first dibs on lifeboats.
#VoterDump #TeslaPump #FourthReich #MarketMeltdown #ElectoralComedy

Uncle Dicky

@txdicky.bsky.social

1 year ago

The White House announced layoffs decided by X polls—
Elon calls it democracy; Trump calls it ratings; the market calls it Tuesday.
#MarketCrash #VoterDump #TeslaPump #FourthReich #AlgorithmicLayoffs