Just another day in the good old U.S. of A.
#gundamentalists #ammosexuals #crime #TexasFriendly
> Too fishy: Angler allegedly cheated, added weights to fish to win $10K prize at tournament nypost.com/2026/03/10/u...
Acc. to the article, apparently doing this kind of thing is both big business and a problem in these competitions.
#fishing #crime #TexasFriendly #cheating
> (Corpus Christi, TX) City officials expect to reach a “water emergency” within months and run out of water next year.
www.texastribune.org/2026/03/08/t...
#TexasFriendly #water
Crenshaw was just another TX asshole, but not asshole enough for the #GOP #PartyOfStupid. So they got themselves a bigger asshole.
> Trump-Aligned Toth Unseats Crenshaw in Texas
newsfactsnetwork.com/news/trump-a...
#TexasFriendly #GOP #assholes #USPrimaries
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: At Whataburger, you fuck around, and you will find out.
> Viral video shows Texas Whataburger workers beat unruly customer with trash can, fry basket after alleged drunken attack nypost.com/2026/02/25/u...
#crime #TexasFriendly
> Trump endorses self-described ‘Nazi-ish’ Texas Republican as Peter Thiel backs his bid for Congress www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
Of course he does, only the best from TX to Congress.
#GOP #PartyOfStupid #TexasFriendly #bigotry #RealOwners
She probably told the girl, "ah, STFU you wuss. When I was your age I walked 50 miles in 20 feet of snow uphill both ways to get to school. Now mover your ass!"
#TexasFriendly
#SaveYouAClick: Because they are idiots and assholes like he is.
> Why are the Teamsters Endorsing Greg Abbott? www.counterpunch.org/2026/02/17/w...
#TexasFriendly #GOP #PartyOfStupid (c)
> Texas dad fatally shoots own daughter after ‘big argument’ about President Trump
nypost.com/2026/02/10/u...
Worse outrage is state chose not to indict the dad. But then again, it IS Texas, where they pride themselves on being tough on #crime.
#TexasFriendly #FatherOfTheYear #GOP #PartyOfStupid
Today's nominee for #FatherOfTheYear
> Dad grabbed son's throat for getting a math question wrong while doing homework, police say lawandcrime.com/crime/dad-gr...
#crime #parents #TexasFriendly
Today's nominee for #MotherOfTheYear
> 'Needed a night out': Mom left 3-year-old with soiled diaper home alone so she could go drinking at bars with pal, cops say lawandcrime.com/crime/needed...
#TexasFriendly #crime
> Texas A&M eliminates women’s and gender studies degree program 19thnews.org/2026/01/texa...
TX continues working on reducing and driving their #HigherEd to the bottom.
#academia #WGS #gender #women #LGBTQ #TexasFriendly #BoycottTexas
In other news.
> Austin’s Willy Baltazar Is a Man of Many Masks
www.texasobserver.org/a-man-of-man...
#TexasFriendly #Mexico #tradition #folklore
> Sen. Ted Cruz brushes off criticism for flying out of Texas ahead of ‘catastrophic’ winter storm nypost.com/2026/01/22/u...
I see #CancunTed is at it again. This is the best Texas can elect to public office.
#FledTed #TexasFriendly #GOP #PartyOfStupid
Again, boy am I glad I got out Texas. Just what they need: snitches.
> Texas just made it easier for students to report DEI, faculty senate violations www.highereddive.com/news/texas-j...
#TexasFriendly #academia #HigherEd #fuckery #DEI
> ‘America Is a White Nation’: Texas Prosecutor Who Allegedly Runs White Supremacist Social Account Back On the Job, Sparking Outrage atlantablackstar.com/2026/01/14/t...
It's Texas, yeehaw. What did you expect?
#racism #bigotry #TexasFriendly
In another reminder why I am glad I got out of Texas while I could. But again, as I often say, the signs were there to be seen, the warnings to be heard, but I am not a pundit nor play one on TV. (see rest of thread)
#ThingsIDoNotNeedCartomancyFor
#TexasFriendly
#academia #HigherEd #librarians
> About 200 Texas A&M courses could change due to new restrictions on teaching gender, race www.texastribune.org/2026/01/07/t...
Oh, it is not just Plato getting #censorship "deep in the heart of Texas" 🎶
#BannedBooks #academia #HigherEd #TexasFriendly #BoycottTexas #GOP #PartyOfStupid
Meanwhile, "deep in the heart of Texas. . . " 🎶
Honestly folks in #academia, if you can get out, do so. In the job market? Go elsewhere and #BoycottTexas.
#censorship #BannedBooks #TexasFriendly #GOP #PartyOfStupid
> Shocking video shows camel kick woman in face, knocking her out at Texas megachurch Christmas celebration nypost.com/2025/12/18/u...
Another reminder why I am glad to be a happy heathen: no risk of a camel kicking me in the face 🐪
#church #religion #Christian #TexasFriendly #Christmas #holidays
And in more TX #fuckery
> Texas city cancels 2026 Pride after local council rescinds LGBTQ protections www.advocate.com/politics/arl...
#TexasFriendly #LGBTQ #GOP #PartyOfStupid #bigotry
The two guys on left have that "I went to the police academy for this?" look.
The one guy to the right on the other hand, you know he was one of those creepy guys in high school who looked for every chance to look up skirts.
#TexasFriendly
FTA: "His sister, Jennifer Thomas, said it was in her brother's personality to try and diffuse situations."
There was the victim's mistake. A damned fish sandwich is not worth getting into someone else's dispute. I do hope the shooter gets the maximum sentence possible. #crime #TexasFriendly (e)
> Hate preacher demands Christians start calling gay men “fa***ts” www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/hate...
Just another fine example of that wholesome, loving, compassionate, charitable, kind love that #Christians are well known for.
#LGBTQ #religion #bigotry #TexasFriendly
In #TexasFriendly #bigotry
> Texas city votes to overturn LGBTQ antidiscrimination protections www.advocate.com/politics/arl...
Again, boy am I glad we moved out of that state.
#LGBTQ
> Texas launches plan to open Turning Point USA chapters in every high school www.texastribune.org/2025/12/08/t...
Shit am I glad our daughter is long out of public school and we got out of Texas before this shitshow takes over.
#ToiletPaperUSA #GOP #PartyOfStupid #TexasFriendly #schools
Of course, #Florida leads in bans and challenged, followed by Texas and Tennessee.
#BannedBooks #censorship #books #reading #Floriduh #TexasFriendly #FactCheck (e)
In "you don't tell us what we do, we do what the fuck we want" (until shit happens, and then we'll be begging for money).
Catch is, this being Texas, apparently the amounts offered were basically peanuts, so plenty of #fuckery to go around.
#TexasFriendly
What do you mean the "strong, independent, robust, we don't need any help from anyone" Texan grid could fail?
That's just crazy talk, and so the #CosmicJoker laughs. Oh well.
#TexasFriendly #energy #AISlop #tech #DivineHumor