#TipsFromMasterCriminals: "Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar. . . " 🎶
> Thieves make a break with over 400,000 KitKat bars in Europe qz.com/over-400000-...
#KitKat #candy #robbery #heist #Europe
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: FFS, do NOT encourage a suicidal person.
> 'You p—y': Man handed gun to girlfriend, encouraged her to 'go ahead and do it' — and she did, cops say lawandcrime.com/crime/go-ahe...
#crime
#TIpsFromMasterCriminals: if your ex and your new boyfriend like each other better than either like you, that is a "you problem." (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: While #HustlinInTheBadEconomy in creative ways is good, destroying private property that is not yours is bad, more so if you then put it online. (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: You've got to admire the creativity and effort here.
> Texas pair arrested for using fake crows flown by drone — to smuggle these illegal items into Louisiana prison nypost.com/2026/03/10/u...
#crime
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: At Whataburger, you fuck around, and you will find out.
> Viral video shows Texas Whataburger workers beat unruly customer with trash can, fry basket after alleged drunken attack nypost.com/2026/02/25/u...
#crime #TexasFriendly
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Consider a larger caliber if you need to make sure the job is done.
> 'I thought one would do it': Man who shot his brother with .22 was surprised he didn't die, had him 'dragged' back into the home to finish the job, cops say lawandcrime.com/crime/i-thou...
#crime
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Guess who got caught after bragging on their #SocialMedia. We cannot state it enough: DO NOT post about your #crime on social media. (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: FFS people, learn to keep your phones locked so your SO doesn't go snooping around in it. It could save your life. (e)
#crime
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you're threatening a public official, do NOT make it easy for the cops to find you. That includes NOT putting your birth certificate online. (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals If you're a #racist bigot, and you need to spew your #bigotry don't do it on #SocialMedia from your workplace and in job uniform. Employers tend to frown on that. (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you're going to shoplift, don't do it on the day the cops are having an event at the store.
> Career shoplifter tries to rob Walmart during ‘shop with a cop’ event that brought over dozen uniformed officers into store nypost.com/2025/12/14/u...
#crime
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Doing some banking? Make sure you double check what you are depositing before starting the transaction.
> 'Unexpected deposit': Man sent meth to bank using drive-thru tube during otherwise routine transaction, sheriff says lawandcrime.com/crime/unexpe...
#crime #fail
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Again, secure your cellphone so no one else can access it.
> 'You're going to pay': Woman sliced boyfriend with machete after fight at Texas Roadhouse, police say lawandcrime.com/crime/youre-...
#crime #GreatRomancesOfOurTime #AmoresQueMatan #FloridaWoman #Floriduh
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Tipping your local friendly "human relations specialist"? Good.
Not securing your mobile phone to prevent others from opening and going through it? Bad. (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you are having an affair, do NOT flaunt it, certainly not on Tik Tok or other #SocialMedia.
Also, #TIL some states have a "Jolene" law (i.e. you can sue the "homewrecker" in civil court). (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: You may be hot, you may be badass, but if you want to live longer, maybe stay off #SocialMedia and cut back the bragging.
> Hot Mexican hitwoman murdered after gun collection boasting torontosun.com/news/world/h...
#crime #Mexico #women
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Pay cash for #CashIsKing and won't be declined.
> 'Broke b—': Woman at Kids Foot Locker stabs teen with kitchen knife after getting roasted over her card being declined, cops say lawandcrime.com/crime/broke-...
#crime
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you're robbing a place, rob the place. Do the sex later elsewhere. And FFS, do NOT remove your masks until AFTER the heist.
> ‘Modern-day Bonnie and Clyde’ caught on camera having sex at popular Arizona eatery before robbing the joint nypost.com/2025/10/27/u...
#crime
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Again, if you do the #crime don't go bringing it up on #SocialMedia.
> 'Her bad decision landed her in jail': Florida woman charged with credit card theft after identifying herself in social media post, sheriff says lawandcrime.com/crime/her-ba...
#FloridaWoman #Floriduh
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you actually manage to get a presidential pardon for your crimes, don't go back to do the same stupid shit you got pardoned for.
#crime #GOP #PartyOfStupid
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: No, hiding in the back seat of a car is not good enough to avoid the po-po. (We already addressed previously not using #SocialMedia to brag about your crimes.) (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: #CashIsKing. Do not use pay services, credit cards, or other identifiable and traceable payments to rent your vehicular weapon. (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: We appreciate when Law Enforcement and other government agencies announce upcoming undercover operations and other infiltration actions. Thank you very much.
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Oh honey, he is your EX for a reason. Should've let it go.
> Woman was 'irate' after ex didn't go to Lil Wayne concert with her, so she set his house ablaze: Police lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...
#crime #KarensGoneWild #AmoresQueMatan
#TipsFromMasterCriminals
1. Skip high school reunions. Just not worth it.
2. If you do the #crime, don't brag about it on the phone, more so if you are calling into a prison where calls are monitored. (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: as Nicky taught us: plan ahead.
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#TipsFromMasterCriminals:
Cleaning up the scene, taking a shower after doing a murder or other crime? Good.
Not showering thoroughly? Bad. (e)
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: In the words of the immortal Tuco: "When you have to shoot, shoot; don't talk." Queue the music.
> 'Come get shot': Woman drove by police department threatening to throw Molotov cocktails, authorities say lawandcrime.com/crime/come-g...
#crime
