Boyfriend and girlfriend team up to murder her husband with hammer: Police Sandobal allegedly told police that she and Santos-Morales both loaded her husband's body into a Honda Civic and dumped him on the side of the road.

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime because nothing says deep love better than tossing each other under the bus when caught for a #crime.

> Boyfriend and girlfriend team up to murder her husband, then immediately point the finger at each other when caught: Police lawandcrime.com/crime/boyfri...

Woman who moved back in with husband to 'rekindle' marriage torches home, cops say A Florida woman who moved back into her husband's home to celebrate their son's 18th birthday and "rekindle" their relationship ended up setting the place on fire after an argument, cops say.

Apparently, she had a different idea of how to "rekindle" their marriage. ❤️‍🔥

> 'Now we don't have s—': Woman who moved back in with husband to 'rekindle' marriage torches home, caught with lighter fluid, cops say lawandcrime.com/crime/now-we...

#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #AmoresQueMatan #crime

Wife fuming over estranged husband and new boyfriend's bromance fires gun, hits random man An Ohio woman who was upset that her estranged husband and new boyfriend were hanging out at a house party has been found guilty of opening fire on them, shooting a random guest standing on the porch.

> Wife fuming over estranged husband and new boyfriend's budding bromance opens fire on house they were partying at, shoots random guest standing on porch lawandcrime.com/crime/wife-f...

#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #AmoresQueMatan #crime

Woman shot man dead after cooking dinner over 'the content on his cell phone': Deputies One of the minors in the house reportedly heard the man say, "Why, Melinda, why?"

> Woman shot man dead after cooking dinner and arguing about 'the content on his cell phone': Deputies lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#AmoresQueMatan #GreatRomancesOfOurTime (c)

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. Thing is he got out of the car to defuse the situation, and she chose to say fuck it and run him over anyways. No reason for the argument given. Maybe she wanted something other than Taco Bell. 🌮 🔔 (e)

Woman shot boyfriend during an 'argument over Christmas cookies': Police When asked where Welch had allegedly shot him, the man did not answer. The deputy asked him, "Right there in the knee where your leg is bleeding?"

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> Woman who shot boyfriend during an 'argument over Christmas cookies' said it was an 'accident': Police
lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#Christmas #holidays #crime #cookies

'You're going to pay': Woman cut boyfriend with machete after Texas Roadhouse fight, cops say The boyfriend eventually made entry and spotted his keys on her bed. Police said that once he was in Frechel's bedroom, she "locked him inside the bedroom against his will."

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Again, secure your cellphone so no one else can access it.

> 'You're going to pay': Woman sliced boyfriend with machete after fight at Texas Roadhouse, police say lawandcrime.com/crime/youre-...

#crime #GreatRomancesOfOurTime #AmoresQueMatan #FloridaWoman #Floriduh

And now a special request and long distance dedication:

The Righteous Brothers, "You've lost that lovin' feelin'" 🎶

#PendejoInChief #GeorgiaTrollDoll #GOP #PartyOfStupid #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

Wife in tequila-induced 'rage' tried to stab husband with kitchen knives, police say Elizabeth Deore is accused of chasing her husband around their Wyoming home with two different kitchen knives after going into a tequila-induced rage.

The key words: "...following a few drinks of tequila." 🍸

> 'You'll be f—ing dead': Wife with a 'short fuse' chased husband around home with kitchen knives, police say lawandcrime.com/crime/youll-...

#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #crime

Grinning woman being hunted after cutting man’s testicle during break-in: cops Theh victim’s scotum was cut deep enough that his testicle was “clearly exposed,” cops said.

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> Grinning woman being hunted after cutting man’s testicle during break-in: cops nypost.com/2025/10/09/u...

#crime #AmoresQueMatan

Rachael Ray thought her husband was gay when they met because he knew how to cook tilapia - LGBTQ Nation When she found out he was straight, she couldn't wait to take him home.

> Rachael Ray thought her husband was gay when they met because he knew how to cook tilapia www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/09/rach...

#LGBTQ #humor #relationships #cooking #GreatRomancesOfOurTime 🐟 (c)

Florida man broke into random house, ran bath, cooked dinner to avoid going home to angry wife He traded the ball and chain for handcuffs.

"Hell hath no fury. . . "

> Florida man broke into random house, ran bath, cooked dinner to avoid going home to angry wife nypost.com/2025/06/20/u...

#FloridaMan #Floriduh #GreatRomancesOfOurTime #crime

Woman who plowed into boyfriend after finding another woman's tampons learns her fate A Nevada woman who ran over her boyfriend after finding tampons in his garbage was sentenced to prison after entering a guilty plea.

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> 'I love him very much': Woman who plowed into boyfriend after finding another woman's tampons in the garbage learns her fate lawandcrime.com/crime/i-love...

#crime #AmoresQueMatan

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. I love how he is all "well, shucks, you just get used to each other and time flies." She, on other hand, basically says, "you need to learn to put up with each other's crap." Tolerance was her keyword.

Elon Musk hints that explosive fall-out with Trump maybe be cooling off after prez wishes him well Tech mogul Elon Musk signaled that his simmering hot public spat with President Trump is starting to cool off, posting a heart emoji on X after the president wished him well.

Will they kiss and make up? Queue up Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance."

> Elon Musk hints that explosive fall-out with Trump maybe be cooling off after prez wishes him well nypost.com/2025/06/10/u...

#PendejoInChief #TacoTrump #EliCologne #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

‘I choose you!’ Couple ties knot during New Jersey Pokémon GO Fest A couple who hooked up while playing Pokémon GO, tied the knot in front of thousands of other players who flew into New Jersey for this weekend’s Pokémon GO Fest.

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime

> ‘I choose you!’ Couple ties knot during New Jersey Pokémon GO Fest nypost.com/2025/06/07/u...

#Pokemon #PokemonGo

cc. @chiyukiarts.bsky.social

One, in #GreatRomancesOfOurTime and two, #ThisIsAmerica where medical costs and debts will bankrupt you. On a side note, this may be me in my older years but that is another story. (e)

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime 💨💕

Woman 'floored' car into boyfriend during fight on way to couple's therapy: Police A woman in Minnesota is facing assault charges after she allegedly tried running her boyfriend over with her car after he attempted to break up with her on the way to couple's therapy.

>Woman ‘floored’ car into boyfriend during fight on way to couple’s therapy: Police lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#crime #AmoresQueMatan #GreatRomancesOfOurTime (c)

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. This one needs to be read to the end.

>Dentist Charged With Alleged Burrito Battery thesmokinggun.com/documents/st...

#BurritoCrimes #TacoBell #McDonalds #MickeyDs #AmoresQueMatan

Knock-down, drag-out fight erupts after woman asks man 'why he didn’t season the chicken' “I know how to cook and Grammy was going to season the chicken," the man said – defending his skills in the kitchen. In the end, punches were thrown, Raid was sprayed all over, and a knife was drawn.

In #GreatRomancesOfOurTime. Hey, it's the South; they take their chicken seriously down there.

>Knock-down, drag-out fight erupts after woman asks man ‘why he didn’t season the chicken that was cooking’ lawandcrime.com/crime/knock-...

#relationships #chicken 🍗 #AmoresQueMatan

And now, a special song and long distance dedication to user noCow-7102 and the love of their life out of Reddit.

> Phil Collins, "Two Hearts"
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#GreatRomancesOfOurTime #Love #TwoHearts