> Amazon is trying to buy Globalstar to compete with SpaceX's Starlink arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Looks like #CocoLisoBezos needs another purchase to compensate for the small thingie, feeling short in relation to #EliCologne
#BadEconomy
This is where we laugh 😆
> Elon Musk loses big in court; X boycott perfectly legal arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
#EliCologne #SocialMedia #lawsuit #stupid #pendejo #SocialMedia #tech
The better question is why are people STILL on Twitter, other than the #RWNJs.
#SocialMedia
#EliCologne
#DeleteTwitter
> I fell for an AI—and then it rejected me www.advocate.com/opinion/ai-c...
How pathetic but can't help but laugh a little. BTW, first mistake? Using #EliCologne 's Grok. (There are other #AISlop machines that won't reject you.)
#sloperator
I keep saying, just let him get on his rocket and go. Once he is in space, turn of Mission Control. Mother Nature will do the rest.
#EliCologne
This is not even trying to be #BarelySatire
> Elon Musk to address the issue of sexualised deep-fakes by monetising it newsthump.com/2026/01/09/e...
#EliCologne #tech #SocialMedia #assholes
Please don't give him ideas.
> Elon Musk buys Santa Claus and introduces new $9 monthly fee to ensure “every child” can become verified and have their letters seen by him newsthump.com/2025/12/15/e...
#BarelySatire #EliCologne
#BarelySatire
> ‘My vision for Twitter was always an army of foreign nationals monetising propaganda to influence US voters’, insists Elon Musk newsthump.com/2025/11/25/m...
#EliCologne #SocialMedia #RWNJs
> Elon Musk says 'work will be optional' within 20 years qz.com/elon-musk-wo...
LMAO. If you are rich, maybe. For the rest of us peons it's either we work or starve.
#BadEconomy #BringBackGuillotines #EliCologne #pendejo
And now, a special long distance musical dedication to the intimacy shared between #GovernorHotWheels and #EliCologne
> Jose Luis Rodriguez (El Puma), "Atrevete."
youtu.be/X6wAU3sWS0o?...
#music #romance #ballad 🎶
> Texas governor says his emails with Elon Musk are too ‘intimate or embarrassing’ to release www.theverge.com/news/706635/...
Just WTF were #GovernorHotWheels and #EliCologne embroiled in that is oh so intimate?
#TexasFriendly #GOP #PartyOfStupid
I thought this was already a given.
> Grok AI to be retrained solely on Fox News and Elon Musk retweets newsthump.com/2025/06/23/g...
#EliCologne #SocialMedia #AISlop #AI #tech #FauxNews
And speaking of corporate #extortion. "Be a shame if you don't advertise with us, things could happen. . . ". Not even the Mob is this blunt.
> Musk’s threat to sue firms that don’t buy ads on X seems to have paid off arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
#EliCologne #assholes #lawsuit
Will they kiss and make up? Queue up Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance."
> Elon Musk hints that explosive fall-out with Trump maybe be cooling off after prez wishes him well nypost.com/2025/06/10/u...
#PendejoInChief #TacoTrump #EliCologne #GreatRomancesOfOurTime
> Bernie Sanders doesn’t want to try to woo ‘right-wing extremist’ Elon Musk back to Democratic Party nypost.com/2025/06/08/u...
Of course, since it is Bernie saying it, the Dems will do exactly that. Again, why they lose.
#RepublicanLite #EliCologne ##BoycottTesla
#BarelySatire and oh so messed up LOL.
> Trump/Musk feud still number-one, most searched for category on Pornhub newsthump.com/2025/06/09/t...
#PendejoInChief #EliCologne #TacoTrump #porn #humor #feud #SocialMedia (c)
#BarelySatire
> Men with two smallest cocks in the world escalate dick-waving contest newsthump.com/2025/06/06/m...
#PendejoInChief #TacosTrump #EliCologne #stupid #HissyFit #SocialMedia
STILL, way more dignity than the #PendejoInChief and #EliCologne.
I've got three words for #EliCologne: Fuck that guy!
#BarelySatire
> Musk fans celebrate genius behind SpaceX successfully sending another Starship to explore the Indian ocean floor newsthump.com/2025/05/28/m...
#EliCologne #BoycottTesla #RealMenOfGenius
I keep saying, let him go, then just turn off Mission Control for him. Complete radio silence and tech support. Let Mother Nature do the rest. . .
In space no one can hear you scream. . .
#EliCologne #pendejo
The poor baby. . .
#EliCologne #assholes #BringBackGuillotines
> DOGE arrives at Peace Corps, is set to gain access to internal systems: Sources abcnews.go.com/US/doge-arri...
Well, #EliCologne 's pooch fucked up USAID, so yea, Peace Corps is next. I guess little Butthole Village in shithole country ain't getting that well.
#AmericanEmpire #PartyOfStupid
As the old saying goes, "Más sabe el diablo por viejo que por diablo."
Stupid kids.
#PartyOfStupid
#EliCologne
#tech #fail
Translation: Just one of the #RealOwners making a modest investment in the American government.
> Musk Offers to Pour $100 Million Into Trump Political Groups in Latest Show of Fealty www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-of...
#PendejoInChief #EliCologne #corruption #FollowTheMoney #PartyOfStupid
> Donald Trump Calls Tesla Boycotts Illegal www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
What's he going to do? Send US Marshals and put guns on people's heads to buy a #swasticar. Dumbass.
#PendejoInChief #PartyOfStupid #EliCologne #BoycottTesla
> Trump says he's "going to buy a brand new Tesla" after shares in Musk-led firm plunge www.axios.com/2025/03/10/t...
Oh yea, that will bring that stock right back up.
I am seriously praying to the #CosmicJoker on this one. 🚗 🔥
#PendejoInChief #EliCologne #PartyOfStupid #swasticar
And speaking of looking in that mirror. . .
> Elon Musk suggests the U.S. should privatize the Postal Service and Amtrak www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
#PartyOfStupid #EliCologne #fuckery
For Librarian (at least what I got). Not too shabby (and some of it is even spot on).
#PartyOfStupid #EliCologne #PendejoInChief #jobs #work #USGovernment #5Bullets
