screenshot of a die roll result from D&D Beyond's online dice roller. the roll is for a Performance check with advantage, and the two dice have rolled a natural 1 and a natural 20, resulting in a total roll of 27.
love to have advantage on a roll
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"Now, I'm no big city necromancer..." #Thades
"I don't mean to turn @engine000.bsky.social's character into a furry when she's not present..." #Thades
MOGISBOWL RESULTS:
The Hemophant Hierarch dies first
The Murder Monarch died next
The Gore Lord third
leaving THE SLAUGHTER PRIMARCH the victor who of course eats the three failures
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writing my Gore Lord/Hemophant Hierarch fanfic as we speak #Thades
I am calling this Mogisbowl. We are four different handmaidens (gn) just beating the everloving shit out of each other while our god of bloodlust makes it worse #Thades
Patrice put dnd in our dnd again!!!!! #Thades
welp. @mikeroftholmes.bsky.social is making us play D&D in our D&D again
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"once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three is fantasy terminators" #Thades
'Wait, what's the party alignment?"
"Monsterfucker." #Thades
Amanda isn't being swayed by me begging Javrak to go yank the thing's helmet / potential head off which is rude
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Patrice: Oh! And this creature is larger than Javrak.
Me: Okay, you lost me with it being a devotee of the god of slaughter, but now you've got me.
Amanda: Tallness counts!
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"We must follow the creature to determine the pronouns, so that we can respectfully beat the shit out of it. Them. Him."
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"I cast Guidance on myself. Can I do that?"
"Of course you can!"
"Would Baldur's Gate 3 lie to me?" #Thades
"This is the first kind of wet I've encountered that I hate."
"How did you make the wet bad?!"
#Thades
is it really a D&D session if @1001cranes.bsky.social doesn't sing "strength saving throw" to the tune of Pink Pony Club?
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"I feel like my dog being absorbed counts as him dying, but we can discuss later." #Thades
we just found out that Javrak has the lowest hit points out of pretty much everyone. as a Fighter with a +3 Con. i keep rolling bad. #Thades
"That will be a problem for my third character." #Thades
"We don't want dry bone Javrak, we want wet bone Javrak." #Thades
