email from commercial company, organisers of endurance sporting leisure event:

"Prepare for your event now the clocks have changed by doing more. Oh, and buying all this crap from our partners." 🙄 #ThanksButNo

As a person with a chronic autoimmune and inflammatory disease I get to regularly restart the clock on “but have you tried turmeric?” #chronicdisease #vasculitis #ThanksButNo

2 "Book visibility specialists" found my book at the same time? I get to have them bid over me now? WOO HOO.

#ThanksButNo #GetOutOfMyInbox

While your gifts and contributions are appreciated, they in no way, shape, form or fashion entitle you to talk to me like I’m an idiot! #YouCanKeepThat #ThanksButNo

Heute zwei Einladungen zu #Fakeconferences , eine nach Berlin und eine nach Matsue in Japan. Schade, wirklich schade, dass das alles nur Betrug ist. #Predatoryconference #academicspam #ThanksButNo

Yes so what we need is more white guys to chime in. #thanksbutno

Ugh! Apparently, “Discover” means discovering how fast I can tap “show less” & block. If I wanted NSFW, I’d open a different app. I don't. There’s an entire internet for that. 🙄

#AhhMyEyes #ThanksButNo #INTJ

Here are some of the horrible things that you can now say on Instagram and Facebook New rules.

it is now safe to turn off meta.

(time to close the last 2 remaining read-only accounts on fb and ig. not going to take part in this.)

www.theverge.com/2025/1/7/243...

#meta #thanksbutno

Email invitation to join my neighborhood Nextdoor group and, I'm assuming, share descriptions of every vaguely suspicious car that drives down the street and read complaints about my lawn and dog.

If "my neighbors" invited me to gouge my eyes out with a hot poker, it would actually be a more appealing invitation than this. #Nextdoor #thanksbutno #yeahseriously

Dear #predatory Journal, it's regretted to have declined. #thanksButNo

Thanks to #predatory journals I learn that I am an expert in astrobiology. Thanks for the "invitation" at half the fee. #ThanksButNo

Dear #predatoryJournal. I also believe my position could shine a light. Whatever that means. #thanksButNo.

LMAO someone I greeted said "decent site, which it was easier to search. Look at www.collarme.com for a good search option" #thanksbutno