“And that’s how my villain origin story started. Being forced to brush another man’s teeth.” #twothumbsdownpat #thankspat #brusheachothersteeth #cakeygotbakey #happynewyear

“It’s illegal to harm a groundhog there.” “Oh, I’d fuck the shit out of it.” #thankspat #happynewyear #puxatawney

“You did unfung her shui…” “So, which way do you shui now?” #humanbodyfungshui #newyearseve #thankspat #patsyourwifenow

“He’s a doctor, not a bartender, Pat.” #drbrownssoda #celerysoda #bloodymarys #thankspat

“Did you just Google ‘ask Jeeves?!?’” #thankspat #riverweekend

“No, no, I was there for Sky Daddy!” #thankspat #patlovessmut #eventhoughhesilliterate

Pat Murphy earned his stripes & we are grateful to have him. #ThisIsMyCrew #GoBrewers
Been a @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social fan all my life & do not remember a season like this EVER it was truly special though it ended abruptly. #ThanksPat

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Charlotte Is Losing the @NBA All-Star Game. #HB2 #ThanksPat