I would like to go back to a simpler time. A #thanksgivingclapback time, you know?

It's time for #ThanksgivingClapback

Auntie Ruth: "So when are you gonna come to Thanksgiving with a girlfriend?"

Me: "When are you gonna come to Thanksgiving with the same man?" 💅

#ThanksgivingClapback

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I miss #Twitter (not X, Twitter). Particularly #BlackTwitter… #ThanksgivingwithBlackFamilies would be popping right now… #ThanksgivingClapback
Or the story of that guy who had to eat dinner in his car cause his in laws were racist. Where is the community?! #BlackSky

This is a #thanksgivingclapback on steroids. I don't need to resort to such measures because 1) my dinner crowd is small and 2) we all get along.
youtu.be/0kyRNRZBB4M?...

Excited to see #thanksgivingclapback on bsky

I think we need another #Thanksgivingclapback

#ThanksgivingClapBack aunt: i heard ur grades are struggling smh me: like that button holding your jeans together?

I've been reading some #ThanksgivingClapBack posts 🤣

Cousin: You gained weight
Me: *face rips open to a elite alien head from halo 3* fuck you *shoots him with a needler from halo 3*
#ThanksgivingClapback

Wait are we doing #thanksgivingclapback here? Kinda love aunties getting owned.

And one more #thanksgivingclapback for the night...

Auntie: That’s your third plate?
Me: That’s your third husband? #ThanksgivingClapback

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Cousin: you can't connect to the internet? It's so easy

Me: not as easy as your mom tho

#thanksgivingclapback

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Hoe-cousin: a good man is hard to find

Me: unlike the contraceptives in a pharmacy

#thanksgivingclapback

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Broke-ass cousin: the rent is too damn high

Me: it's still not as high as you on payday

#thanksgivingclapback

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Aunt: all the stores are closed today

Me: unlike your legs

#thanksgivingclapback

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Relative: this dinner is missing an apple pie for dessert

Me: keep eating those sweets and you'll be missing another toe or 2

#thanksgivingclapback

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Cousin: I see you still wearing that cheap ass watch

Me: I see you still wearing that ankle bracelet.

#thanksgivingclapback

Auntie Ruth: "Why don't you have your own house like your cousin"

Me: "I wouldn't call a cardboard box under the highway a 'house'"

#ThanksgivingClapback

Auntie Ruth: "Damn, how many plates are you gonna eat?"

Me: "Not enough to catch up to the number of men you've slept with"

#ThanksgivingClapback

Desperately need a #thanksgivingclapback right now…

Auntie Ruth: "Why haven't you don't have your own house like your cousin"

Me: "I wouldn't call a cardboard box under the highway a 'house'"

#ThanksgivingClapback

Aunt: Why aren’t you married yet?

Me: Why aren’t you dead yet?

#thanksgivingclapback

Auntie Ruth: "Where are you gonna have kids?"

Me: "when is your husband coming back for yours?"

#ThanksgivingClapback

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Relative: you don't have HBO Max?

Me: no but I have my electricity bill paid for the month

#ThanksgivingClapBack

Cousin: “Why we always gotta come here for Thanksgiving?”

Me: “Because our house don’t got roaches.”

#thanksgivingclapback
#blacksky

#thanksgivingclapback

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Someone just opened fire on a toddler #ThanksgivingClapback

Grandma: “What’s wrong with your turkey?”

Me: “What’s wrong with your wig?”

#thanksgivingclapback
#blacksky

CRAPPY THANKSGIVING.
#FuckThanksgiving #FuckChristmas #FuckNewYears #FuckAllTheDamnHolidays #FamilyFunction #FamilyFunctions #FamilyFunctionsBeLike #CrappyThanksgiving #ThanksForNothing #AintNoThanksgivingBih #NativeAmericanGenocideDay #PaganHolidays #ThanksgivingClapback #ThanksgivingClapbacks