www.patreon.com/posts/my-tha... A new Storytime Short is up on my Patreon for my $5 tier and higher. It's about an incident that happened on Thanksgiving a very long time ago when I was trying to eat turkey. It was.....not pleasant. #storytime #thanksgivingdisaster #patreon
Quick #ThanksgivingDisaster question:
I'm looking for live call-in radio where people share their frantic OMG emergency Thanksgiving cooking questions.
(to laugh with them, not at them).
Please share your faves.
Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate!
(and Happy Kitchen Calamities to all of us)
It's time for my Thanksgiving song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=axe_... #thanksgivingsong #ThanksgivingMusic #ThanksgivingHumor #thanksgivingdisaster
#Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDisaster
I've mentioned that my current oven is a complete alien weirdo oven. It's an electric that cooks a 20lb turkey in 2 hours. Well done, too. I cannot explain this.
You can imagine the chaos this created, the first time. I hadn't even started the potatoes.
P2 #Major #PoliticalEvent? | #ThanksgivingDisaster still Happening? | #TrumpSecretPlan? | #Tarot
#trump #trumptarot #politicaltarot #thanksgiving
youtu.be/YS--B1Y0hZg
#Major #ThanksgivingDisaster Coming | #Government remains #Shutdown? | Will they #ReOpen? If So When?
youtu.be/dWpvYHtJR2c
#ThanksgivingDisaster #3
Burns while cooking I consider “Disaster Light.” Especially since it wasn’t even blister worthy. But I’m still going to count it because it rounds out the 2024 edition of T-day cooking mishaps.
Thus concludes my peer-reviewed thesis on how everything happens in Threes.
#ThanksgivingDisaster #2
In hand blending an egg and goat cheese mixture, the device slipped out of my hand. Results were raw egg splatter all over my clean silverware. I don’t know why the drawer was open, but this is typical.
Let’s test the theory that things happen in Threes, shall we?
#ThanksgivingDisaster #1
70 dollar pairing knife,
killed by cauliflower.
