#ThanksgivingProblems it feels like it's 8:30 at night. It's 4:51.

I hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving. I loved how I traveled 16 hours over two days for my family not to make room at the dinner table for me. So my husband, daughter and I had to sit alone. No more MAGA thanksgiving dinners for me. #wheresthedecency #thanksgivingproblems

I need help.
Should I stay home for the big family Thanksgiving dinner?
Or should I go and be a fucking menace?
(I am black and visibly queer)

#advice #liberalthanksgiving #protectyourpeace #bethebear #beaproblem #imjustthinkingaboutit #thanksgivingproblems

So what are the odds I can steal this off my BILs’ mantle and toss it in the fire? #Prayforme #Thanksgiving #Thanksgivingproblems

I’m not sure is it’s one cup or a bottle #thanksgivingproblems

One part of me knows I need to get up and start baking these pies and the other part of me wants to set my kitchen on fire so I don’t have to cook 😒 #thanksgivingproblems

Well apparently you can't Doordash propane from 7-11. #ThanksgivingProblems

I want more pie, but I can reach it without having to stand up. #thanksgivingproblems