<--- just said "as a lark" instead of "on a lark" #ThanksgivingRuined

So, you're telling me quinoa's healthier than cranberry sauce? Guess I'll swap that sugary, jellied goodness for...dirt-flavored confetti. Antioxidants, you say? 🙄 #ThanksgivingRuined #QuinoaFail

Going to be a miserable game tomorrow #DaBears #Punishment #ThanksgivingRuined #Bears #BearDown #FireEberflus #AbandonALLHope #GoBears #EndThePain

Wow just went to buy my family a turkey for Thanksgiving and it looks like we won’t be celebrating this year thanks to Joe Biden #LetsGoBrandon #thanksgivingruined