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Uncle: Looks like your diet is slipping.

Me: So’s your toupee.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks

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Cousin: Why are you eating so fast? Afraid someone’s gonna steal your plate?

Me: Why are you stalking your boyfriend’s socials? Afraid someone’s gonna steal your man?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks

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Aunt: Don’t fill up on snacks. I went all out for this dinner.

Me: You hired a caterer?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks

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Uncle: It’s a crime you don’t want kids.

Me: It’s a crime if you’re within 1,000 feet of any.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks

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Cousin: My mom says you’re going to hell for being gay.

Me: My mom says you’re going to court for your third DUI.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks

Where are #ThanksgivingClapbacks? Those heal me every year.

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Aunt: How do you have a man but no ring?

Me: How do you have gums but no teeth?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks

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Uncle: I was beginning to wonder where you were.

Me: Funny, I was wondering where you were… January 6th.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks

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By now, most of us have seen the #ThanksgivingClapBacks and #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies hashtags that pop up on social media around this time of year. While some are downright hilarious, others might hit a little too close to home.

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Me getting ready for #ThanksgivingClapbacks because shit has already popped off on my side…..

It’s almost time for #Thanksgivingclapbacks 🍗🥧🌽

It was the #thanksgivingclapbacks for me…

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Aunt: Make yourself useful and dry these dishes.

Me: Do you have dish towels or should I just use your turkey?

#ThanksgivingClapbacks

my mama talking about she wanted some lasagna or enchiladas today…I told her “ma’am you had nothing but space and opportunity to buy the things required but you chose to stick with tradition.” 😂

#ThanksgivingClapbacks

Wait... no #Thanksgivingclapbacks on here? 🤔🤔

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Cousin: You’re done already?! I’ve never seen anything disappear so fast.

Me: What about your dad?

#ThanksgivingClapbacks

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Aunt: You need to go to church and get your life straight.

Me: You need to go to the orthodontist and get those teeth straight.

#ThanksgivingClapbacks

That one Family member who always got something shady to say?

Keep one in the chamber for that ass today

#ThanksGivingClapBacks

a man in a black jacket and tie is standing in front of a window . ALT: a man in a black jacket and tie is standing in front of a window .

Cousin: You still choosing to be gay?

Me: You still choosing to repeat the 12th grade, again?

#ThanksgivingClapbacks

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Uncle: You could afford to be nicer.

Me: You could afford to pay that overdue child support.

#ThanksgivingClapbacks

Auntie gon ask me y i cant stay out of jail then get mad when i ask y she cant stop getting cheated on🤔 am i the bad guy???
#blacksky #bluesky #thanksgiving #clapback
#thanksgivingclapbacks
#aita

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Aunt: Let’s avoid politics at the table.

Me: Sure thing. We’ll also be avoiding your raisin potato salad.

#ThanksgivingClapbacks

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my aunt called me a faggot and I said okay well that’s why your husband died #ThanksgivingClapbacks

Cousin: Surprised to see you, I thought you forgot where you came from.

Ms: Surprised you’re standing, I bet your legs are confused right now.
#Thanksgivingclapbacks

New app same family craziness. I can’t wait for the #Thanksgivingclapbacks

#ThanksgivingClapbacks

CRAPPY THANKSGIVING.
#FuckThanksgiving #FuckChristmas #FuckNewYears #FuckAllTheDamnHolidays #FamilyFunction #FamilyFunctions #FamilyFunctionsBeLike #CrappyThanksgiving #ThanksForNothing #AintNoThanksgivingBih #NativeAmericanGenocideDay #PaganHolidays #ThanksgivingClapback #ThanksgivingClapbacks

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Cousin: Not you showing up without a side dish.

Me: Not you being a side dish. How is Tom, still married?

#ThanksgivingClapbacks

I think tomorrow while I'm watching the parae, I'm going to post some #thanksgivingclapbacks...