Last night was one of those nights I was very happy I slept alone.

I sweat myself awake - twice, and also slept so deep that my face hurts today (I’m guessing I snored?).

I’m still extra heated today, for reasons I cannot fathom, and was a whiny bitch about getting my ass coffee.

#ThatSingleLife

a woman in a pink top and hoop earrings is making a face . ALT: a woman in a pink top and hoop earrings is making a face .

Men who write 'not vanilla' in their dating profiles give serial killer vibes, like bro is one candlelit basement away from a true crime podcast. #BruhTooSoon #thatsinglelife
#ModernDating
#TrueCrimeVibes
#OnlineDatingHumor
#RedFlags
#DatingFails
#JustBeNormal