This is like when there's one of those "quote this with your favourite x" memes going round and you join in and do yours, and then 15 people REPLY TO YOUR POST telling you theirs.
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I'd like to report that while I haven't fallen completely out of love with gravity since my 64th birthday, I'd be okay with a cooling off period.
I need to regain my sense of balance before continuing the relationship.
#OldPeopleOfMastodon
#ThatsNotHowItWorks
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Trump having a peace prize medal gives him the title of peace prize winner the same way that buying an Olympic gold medal would make me an Olympian medalist. #ThatsNotHowItWorks
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At midnight am
#rapture #rapture2025 #raptureready #thatsnothowitworks #biblicalliteralism
@ostbro.bsky.social
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He can't keep his delusions straight, I guess.
#DonaldTrump #MAGACult #wildfire #giantfaucet #pointingfingers #blamingothers #magicalthinking #epicidiocy #Delusional #cognitivedecline #MentalHealthMatters #childish #incompetent #ThatsNotHowItWorks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
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I say "that’s not how it works."
But the heart has other plans.
This is the chorus of “That’s Not How It Works” — full drop tomorrow.
Play it loud. Feel something.
youtube.com/shorts/9D9if...
#ThatsNotHowItWorks #NewMusic #BreakupSong #AltPop #BlueskyMusic #EmotionInSound #ViralTrack
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Funny thing about ceasefires… you have to have the hostile parties involved actually negotiate them.
You don’t, as a third party, just declare one by fiat.
#thatsnothowitworks
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🪩 She's not impressed. And that's exactly the point.
youtube.com/shorts/mb_UC...
#ThatsNotHowItWorks #NewMusic #NuDiscoDrop #EffortMatters #DancePop
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Trump is probably wondering how to best reach Leni Reifenstahl on social media. #filmtariffs #filmindustry #tariffs #thatsnothowitworks
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When a BOT tries to sell you TFG fiscal policies are a winning strategy… 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ThatsNotHowitWorks #Tariffs
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Please send help.
The book I'm reading has an author trying to pick what to write and the novel is due to a competition in 7 weeks.
#ThatsNotHowItWorks #AmWriting
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Awww! He missed saying that did he? I sure as fuck did not miss seeing or hearing him say that or any other word vomit that might escape. #ImpeachTrumpNow #ThatsNotHowItWorks unless he's declaring Martial Law...
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OMG I love this. Because it’s how ridiculous this administration really is. #lakeillinois #gulfofamerica #thatsnothowitworks
youtu.be/059lXXlPD08
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I expect gas to be at most $1.50 by January, since that’s how they all think that works.
Make it happen.
P.S. CAN’T WAIT TO SPEND THE NEXT 4 YEARS REMINDING THEM
#FAFO #thatsnothowitworks
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“What if we want a big Uber and a big one isn’t available?” #ThatsNotHowItWorks #Uber #ItComesInAllSizes #shitmycoworkersays
April 10, 2018
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Noen faktisk tror at det finnes 300.000 færre arbeidsplasser til 'etnisk norske' fordi 300.000 #EØS-innflyttere kom. #ThatsNotHowItWorks
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DOJ also continues to make its ridiculous claim that it had "a release rate of over 91.3%" for all #FOIA requests. #thatsnothowitworks
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Sorry, say what now? #dentistry #thatsnothowitworks @ Aden Dental https://instagram.com/p/8RGmTtEWuc/
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And Grumpy Cat is literally begging for this movie to trend. #thatsnothowitworks
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Someone with twins just posted that they are convinced that they were actually conceived two weeks apart. #thatsnothowitworks
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Some bright star is twitter-arguing that reporting a stalker to the police is an attention-seeking tactic. #ohtwitter #thatsnothowitworks
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