Watched The Asphyx (pronounced "ass fix.") This may be the most English horror movie ever! All the characters sounded ridiculously posh. Cool idea and gruesome finish though. I need a ring tone of the crazy noise the Assfix makes!
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I think my ideal Bluesky thread would be @oldenoughtosay.com assessing the merits (or otherwise) of the stately(ish) home sets in the period horror movies made by Hammer and its ilk in the 1960s/70s.
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Thank you to @Taweret for hosting and @cherizilla for the bingo card!
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I want you all to know that I had "autoerotic asphyxiation" queued up for that end scene for DAYS and then like three of you go and ruin int by throwing "asphyxiation" out early xD
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A bingo card for watching The Asphyx, with the following places marked but NO BINGO: Tea Is Served; Risk Pays Off; Punting Accident; Testing a Theory; Surprising Plot Development; Free Square; Monster Is Clever; Scientific Nonsense (with the word Scientific in sarcastic quote marks); Headstone; Irony; Actor Hamming It Up; Trees; 3+ Deaths; Instant Regret; French Justice Device (aka a guillotine); Zoom-In Scream.
I did not BINGO, but only because lil dude strangled old dude instead of punching him. ALAS, ALACK!
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So, Hugo didn't realise that he would age, but never die? Well, dang!
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@north It's Victorian England, evereything's a murder contraption, including the wallpaper.
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Whh didn't they use a gas chamber of Christine?
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Ok, he looks like shit on a shingle but that guinea pig is FINE XD
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Please don't accidentally set your immortal guinea pig on fire, sir.
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I feel like the worse the movie, the more I struggle to remember the character names. I've pretty much made it through this entire thing saying "him" and "he".
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Y'know, I was kinda with this movie until the fucking guillotine incident. Until then, I was still going along. And then WHELP
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Did not expect him to blow himself up lol
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Gleeeeeeeeennnnnn-daaaaaaaaaale! [shakes fist]
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It's your 1972 Razzie winner for Worst Makeup!
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NOPE! nope. nope. nope. nope. Put me down, you absolute monster.
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Hugo is an idiot. A bandaid and some neosporin, and Christina's head would have healed right back to her neck.
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congratulations! you're now officially a serial killer!
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Oh, that guinea pig, though!
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The blue crystals produce light that traps an Asphyx? Let's substitute white crystals instead! I'm sure that will work just fine!
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Dad's definitely in a good state to engage in an intentionally fatal experiment everyone survives, no question about it.
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A guillotine? Oh this movie is going places!
Sir Hugo, you nincompoop!🤦♂️
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