"Is that an internet joke?" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 10/24/25-10/29/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #BrianThompson
"Society was weird." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 10/30/25-11/5/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman
"I'm okay." - BRIAN THOMPSON, 10/24/25-10/29/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #OKDay #BrianThompson
"It got leaked to Twitter." - BRIAN THOMPSON, Creamed Spinach, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #TwitterDay #BrianThompson
"I can fall asleep on my back!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 11/20/25-11/24/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #WorldSleepDay #JordanHoffman
"And he's at the dentist." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/22/25-9/28/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalDentistDay #JordanHoffman
"I live in Los Angeles!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 9/29/25-10/5/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalCaliforniaDay #BrianThompson
"He also is Skeletor!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 2/2/26-2/9/26, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #StSkeletorsDay #JordanHoffman
"I had my pizzas." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/22/25-9/28/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalPizzaDay #JordanHoffman
"Is it your own farts?" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 12/8/25-12/14/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalFartDay #JordanHoffman
"I'm intrigued." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/29/25-10/5/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman
"I would like some raspberry jam with my peanut butter!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, 12/22/25-1/1/26, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalPeanutButterDay #BrianThompson
"I went and took a big dump!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 1/12/26-1/21/26, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman
"When you smell your own farts, it's not THAT disgusting!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 12/8/25-12/14/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #NationalPassGasDay #JordanHoffman
"It was January 6th, 2021, the day of the attack on the Capitol." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 11/20/25-11/24/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman
"It is 2025 right now!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/22/25-9/28/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman
"I watched A Chuck E. Cheese Christmas." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 11/20/25-11/24/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #ChristmasDay #JordanHoffman
"Christmas is December 25th!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 10/13/25-10/19/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #ChristmasDay #JordanHoffman
"It's Josh the bird who's being a dick." - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 11/25/25-11/30/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig #JordanHoffman
"We don't know what Ziggy does for a living!" - JORDAN HOFFMAN, 9/16/25-9/20/25, The Daily Zig #TheDailyZig @jhoffman.bsky.social #JordanHoffman