Tweet from Elon: "My plan is to use the money to get humanity to Mars and preserve the light of consciousness." Reply: "Can you just fuckin pay taxes please?"

#TheElongatedMuskrat has enough money to END WORLD HUNGER and he talks about using his untaxed wealth to "preserve the light of consciousness" via #Mars? #GMAFB

#TheElongatedMuskrat has enough money to END WORLD HUNGER and he talks about using his untaxed wealth to "preserve the light of consciousness" via #Mars? #GMAFB

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@Good_News_Community @goodnews
Back when #TheElongatedMuskrat was still sane, he once pointed out (and it's true) that:

"A 50 square mile solar panel in the middle of the desert could provide enough electricity to power the ENTIRE UNITED STATES."

I did the math at the time and he was actually […]

REMEMBER WHEN #TheElongatedMuskrat tried to squirm his way out of his WILDLY overpriced obligation to purchase #TheBirdSite by claiming "most of the users were actually #bots"?

Well, now, an enormous number of users on #Echs actually ARE... placed there either by HIM or his Fuhrer. 🙄

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If his ugly "break-up" with #OrangeJuliusCaesar wasn't enough to kill of his #SpaceX contracts, the complete and total failure of his "Heavy Rocket" program *should* be the end of #TheElongatedMuskrat's sweetheart multi-billion dollar contract with the U.S. gov't […]

Cybertruck Sales Are So Bad That We Gasped Mother of All Flops There's little left for us to say that can further embarrass the Tesla Cybertruck, a vehicle that was supposed to be the culmination of Elon Musk's genius. And perhaps this is simply what Musk's genius looks like. The luckless EV has faced eight recalls so far, and its trademark stainless steel panels, when they aren't flying off, have demonstrated that they're better at serving as a shiny canvas for spray paint than as the armor of an "apocalypse-proof" tank. But there is one thing about the low poly vehicle that's still managed to shock us, and […]

#WompWomp
"Shockingly bad — even for the #Cybertruck." #TheElongatedMuskrat
https://futurism.com/cybertruck-sales-bad

"#Elon knows the inner workings of this bill about as good or better than anyone else here."

T**** expressing his disappointment over #TheElongatedMuskrat calling his "#BigBeautifulBill" #BBB "an abomination."

Probably not your best defense, #DonnieDumbass. #SundayShowdown

Stephen Colbert responding to Trump saying Musk WENT crazy after he yanked the EV "mandate" (Idiot Boy doesn't know the difference between a Subsidy and a Mandate.)

"Crazy? He's not the Mayor of 'Crazy Town', he's the Governor of "OffHisMedsylvania!"

Stephen #Colbert #LSSC on #TheElongatedMuskrat last night. 😆

Is #OrangeJuliusCaesar talking about #Russia vs #Ukraine or him vs #TheElongatedMuskrat? 🤔

I PREDICTED back on Jan 1 that there would be a big breakup between #TheElongatedMuskrat & #DonnieDumbass before the year was out.

Two massive egos who use & dispose of people faster than an infant goes through diapers.

It ended up taking barely 4 months. #Predictions

#MafiaDon extorting nations he imposed a #tariff upon to approve #TheElongatedMuskrat's #Starlink is such a CLEAR abuse of power to enrich his personal friends (and using gov't power to favor one corporation over another), ANY #Republican who turns a blind […]

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It is becoming clear what the TRUE agenda of #NaziDon & #TheElongatedMuskrat's #DOGE is: to compile data on every American Citizen and place it in a single database so they can use it to target their enemies.

I REMEMBER when #Republicans went #BSC b/c Bill Clinton proposed a "National […]

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Happy #First100Days, America.

#Polls of all of #DementiaDon's policies as well as #approval polls of #FatMasterson & #TheElongatedMuskrat show both are WILDLY UNPOPULAR, and the word that best describes everyone's mood towards his presidency is "Furious".
#DisasterPresidency […]

Musk has been wearing a hat that insists: "Trump was right about everything" before Trump's tariffs crashed Wall Street.

#ICYMI, #TheElongatedMuskrat broke with #DonnieDumbass to say, #Tariffs are "a huge policy mistake". 🤔

Musk in his "Tech Support" T-Shirt just before the Markets crashed.

Anyone else notice how #TheElongatedMuskrat has vanished from the radar and lying low since the #Markets crashed?

"Somebody" told him to STFU.

Breem asks Senator Coons if he'd come on her show and debate Elon Musk.

#SundayShowdown

"No one is losing more money than #ElonMusk [as a result of these policies.]"

- Fox host Shannon Breem (falsely) implying #TheElongatedMuskrat is *selflessly* devising policies "he knew" would hurt him financially.

NO. #Musk thought these […]

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@58bugeye.bsky.social
#TheElongatedMuskrat is shutting down ENTIRE AGENCIES with all the scrutiny that #DisasterDonnie us using to identify "Gang Members" for #deportation.

One can't say, "You probably deserved it" being fired by #DOGE] when NO ONE is being evaluated on a case-by-case basis. 🤬 […]

Tesla cars have a record of being destroyed by fire b/c battery fires are incredibly difficult to extinguish.

A SpaceX rockets explodes on the launchpad.

Opening scene from the movie Logan's Run shows domed cities connected by transport vehicles that travel through tubes.

Cartoon of Musk peeing in the Twitter pool and everybody fleeing.

@paul
It annoys me to no end that so many call #TheElongatedMuskrat a "genius" or some sort of "engineering wizard" when he's nothing more than a mogul with deep pockets.

HE DIDN'T INVENT #Tesla, HE BOUGHT IT. He didn't write the flawed self-driving software […]

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Long waits, waves of calls, website crashes: Social Security is breaking down A flood of cuts led by Elon Musk has sent the agency into chaos as a new commissioner prepares to take charge.

#SundayShowdown

#SocialSecurity is in chaos as #TheElongatedMuskrat destroys the agency. #DisasterPresidency