Aurelius: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Knight: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Bedivere: Shit.
Merlin: Wait, three?
Knight: Yeah?
Morgan: OH MY GOD ARTHUR FELL OFF!!!
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kidnapper: We have Princess Guinevere. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Guinevere: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Arthur:
Guinevere: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Arthur: GUINEVERE STOP
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Arthur: so what are you doing today
Bedivere: reading
Morgen: alchemy
Merlin: you
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