Sure, you just received 1,000 years worth of radiation from that blast going off, but your house still stands.
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"Paint your houses, slackers!"
A message from Sherwin-Williams, who will make a TON of money off of this short.
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Oh no! It's "The House in the Middle." 😂 🤪
Well, this will be INFINITELY more entertaining (in a sickly perverse way) than that "Damned" movie we just sat through.
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Me too! I mean, come on, honestly.
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That bit of Strontium-90 always provides that special kick.
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Neighbor: "What are you doing with that paintbrush?"
Me: "Trying to survive a nuclear attack. What do you got going on?"
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Now you’ve seen the tests. Now you know the story. #TheHouseInTheMiddle
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Moral of the Story:
Just paint your houses already, slackers.
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Does lead-based paint fend off radioactivity? #TCMParty #TheHouseInTheMiddle
Top seller.
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You think they had a thermo- nuclear brand? #TCMParty #TheHouseintheMiddle
Good question!
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How to get people to paint their houses.
When Sherwin-Williams goes HARD.
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I always wondered how their minds cameras & film survived. #TCMParty #TheHouseintheMiddle
As dystopian as it gets.
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